£5.99 with 30 ltrs of fuel. I paid with a £20 but only got change for a tenner, which is a shame as i had plans to pay for a homeless person’s cataract operation with the rest. Now he’s blind and homeless.

Although on the plus side i told him he had a spectacular view of the Great pyramids of Giza from his park bench so he’s quite OK with how it’s turned out.