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  • How do slugs make baby slugs?
  • Harry_the_Spider
    Full Member

    Some slugs in the compost bin. I don’t want to slaughter them, but if the little feckers are going to hump away and infest my compost with baby sugs (calves…puppies…kittens?) then I’m not too thrilled as I want to use it on my sprout patch.

    Plan B is to chuck them over the wall, where next door’s dog will eat them.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    Slugs are hermaphrodites………lucky feckers.

    Twin
    Free Member

    Slugs are bad for dogs. They’ve got some sort of parasite that lives in them that is a bit nasty to dogs.

    scaredypants
    Full Member

    they don’t make babies 🙄

    all slugs are extruded directly from the bowel of satan

    maccruiskeen
    Full Member

    they have a special cuddle

    iain1775
    Free Member

    I can’t believe I just watched a video about slug sex, I only came here to see if anyone was selling a cyclocross bike!!

    psychle
    Free Member

    Slug porn? that’s niche…

    LadyGresley
    Free Member

    Awww, there was lots of foreplay there – nice.

    DaveyBoyWonder
    Free Member

    Slugs are bad for dogs. They’ve got some sort of parasite that lives in them that is a bit nasty to dogs

    Over the wall it is then…

    BigJohn
    Full Member

    How do slugs make baby slugs?

    Slowly

    Ambrose
    Full Member

    When a mummydaddy slug and a daddymummy slug love each other very very much…..

    chorlton
    Free Member

    Try watering on some nematodes.
    Microscopic worms that love to burrow their way into slugs and make their own babies. 😈

    -Shines-
    Free Member

    I’ve just watched the slug porn and feel sick…male organs appearing from the back of their heads…..dangling on a string of mucus. Oh Please!

    Torminalis
    Free Member

    They lay eggs.

    Cooroo
    Free Member

    Slug penises surprisingly pretty….

    emma82
    Free Member

    One up for the slugs, lots of pre bonk cuddling. I have to say, I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, knobs on heads, slug porn, dangling on mucus or Harry actually wanting to grow SPROUTS. Think the latter wins to be honest, grim 😡

    RepackRider
    Free Member


    2retro4u
    Marin County, Cali

    They start by buying the lady slug a drink.

    Hairychested
    Free Member

    brakes
    Free Member

    I’m going to report this thread

    brakes
    Free Member

    I was only kidding 🙂

    jon1973
    Free Member

    I always find a little sprinkling of salt always gets them fizzing.

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