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Some slugs in the compost bin. I don't want to slaughter them, but if the little ****ers are going to hump away and infest my compost with baby sugs (calves...puppies...kittens?) then I'm not too thrilled as I want to use it on my sprout patch.
Plan B is to chuck them over the wall, where next door's dog will eat them.
Slugs are hermaphrodites.........lucky ****ers.
Slugs are bad for dogs. They've got some sort of parasite that lives in them that is a bit nasty to dogs.
they don't make babies 🙄
all slugs are extruded directly from the bowel of satan
they have a [url= http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdxbx_david-attenborough-slugs-mating_animals ]special cuddle[/url]
I can't believe I just watched a video about slug sex, I only came here to see if anyone was selling a cyclocross bike!!
Slug porn? that's niche...
Awww, there was lots of foreplay there - nice.
Slugs are bad for dogs. They've got some sort of parasite that lives in them that is a bit nasty to dogs
Over the wall it is then...
How do slugs make baby slugs?
Slowly
When a mummydaddy slug and a daddymummy slug love each other very very much.....
Try watering on some [url= http://www.nemasysinfo.com/nematodes.shtml ]nematodes[/url].
Microscopic worms that love to burrow their way into slugs and make their own babies. 😈
I've just watched the slug porn and feel sick...male organs appearing from the back of their heads.....dangling on a string of mucus. Oh Please!
They lay eggs.
Slug penises surprisingly pretty....
One up for the slugs, lots of pre bonk cuddling. I have to say, I'm not sure what's more disgusting, knobs on heads, slug porn, dangling on mucus or Harry actually wanting to grow SPROUTS. Think the latter wins to be honest, grim 😡
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Marin County, Cali
They start by buying the lady slug a drink.
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I'm going to report this thread
I was only kidding 🙂
I always find a little sprinkling of salt always gets them fizzing.