It isn’t dramatic. Turn the overly dramatic music off and then you get what’s really going on.
Nothing.
The only “drama” is in the music and the odd stone chip hitting the windscreen if you’re really lucky…. which they replay 10 times over….then again in slowmo…..
As for the bike, some kind soul took it with him to drop at my brother’s. I actually don’t know what state it’s in!
Shit it must be bad!! I remember last time I got taken to A&E I was nowhere near as bad as you, and the police asked me what I wanted done with my bike I replied “just throw the **** thing in the hedge!”.