best thing to do is inhale it* from an aqualung as well as filling your tubes (just think about the voulmes involved & you’ll see it makes sense – watch it though, that shit’s so light you may need a weight belt just to stay in contact.
(reckon hydrogen is where it’s really at though)
*careful with any post-race interviews, mind – the funny voice can be a bit of a giveaway to the anti-doping squads
[boring mode] on a serious note helium is a finite resource and is in short supply, when it runs out there will be no more mri scans. im amazed that joe public can still get it for balloons etc! [/boring mode]