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[Closed] Have we got an Apprentice thread going for this year then?

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If not, then that’s a glaring oversight.

The annual procession of delusional, preening bell-Endery commences tonight, and it looks like they’re showcasing some right roasters this year, even by usual standards.

Where on earth do they find these people?

Who cares! Let’s mock them while gasping at their ineptitude and the yawning chasm between their perception of their ‘talents’ and the clown-like reality 😂


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 8:32 pm
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I opened STW specifically to find the Apprentice thread, pleased to see this place living up to its standards!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 8:36 pm
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Forgot that it had started - just catching up on it now.

Scream at the telly time !!!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 8:36 pm
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Just watching Meet the Apprentice - argh... funny though !!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 8:43 pm
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It's going to be a right car crash this series - looking forward to it.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 8:47 pm
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Just watching ‘Meet the Candidates’

Well up to the usual standard of complete cockwombles.

This should be brilliant 😃


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 9:04 pm
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Dear god now I know why I stopped watching it a few years ago.

‘Innit’. **** Off!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:02 pm
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Liking cockney geeeeeza.

Also, nice ladies with sizeable Bristols...check!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:11 pm
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Can we fire the Essex boy / Cockney geezer mattress seller now?
He's *awful*


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:14 pm
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Did someone work in the best wine bar?

As for the geeza


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:24 pm
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Can't even bring myself to watch it. I predict much "moving forward"


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:28 pm
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Remember ladies spit never swallow.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:31 pm
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"At the end of the day..."

STOP TALKING!


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 10:54 pm
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Christ this is awful I think that’s me done.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 11:00 pm
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I've never watched the show at all but caught the first 5 minutes tonight.

WTF is going on with the women's faces? They're deformed. Injected full of all manner of nonsense. Absolutely bizarre.


 
Posted : 02/10/2019 11:36 pm
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All ready to gasp at the displays of sheer ineptitude and buffoonery? 🙂


 
Posted : 09/10/2019 9:57 pm
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Well they’ve certainly broken new ground in lolly flavours.

I can never grasp how these people ever manage to get their own businesses of the ground.


 
Posted : 09/10/2019 10:15 pm
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Just switched on the TV after my ride and its baffling.


 
Posted : 09/10/2019 10:29 pm
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I had to switch over to Jaws on ITV4. Can't watch this bunch of preening bellends.


 
Posted : 09/10/2019 10:33 pm
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Yup Jaws here too switched it on as soon as they announced The Apprentice was on next.


 
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the cockney sales person gets on my nerves.


 
Posted : 10/10/2019 10:33 am
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Lottie lion , libriarian. 🤔


 
Posted : 10/10/2019 10:59 am
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the cockney sales person gets on my nerves.

He was 90% to blame for me not watching anymore of this series.


 
Posted : 10/10/2019 11:11 am
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the cockney sales person gets on my nerves.

He was actually in his element this week (punting ice lollies to people in the street). The other guy who got taken into the boardroom though (not the one that looks like Alistair Cook) needs some gaffer tape over his mouth. I suspect he's being kept in the game due to annoyance value.

The 'girls' team has the potential to explode once they lose a task, there's already a lot of teflon-shouldered positioning to get out of the burden of task (sub)management, whilst at the same time slating whoever is managing.


 
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the cockney sales person gets on my nerves.

Alan Sugar?


 
Posted : 10/10/2019 10:13 pm