I used some 1 pint plastic beer glasses we had left over from a party – a nice wide target area with plenty of room for overspill – but the smell was minging
The results came back showing that I'm not in the early stages of bowel cancer – whey hey!
Excellent!
Except your wife is now worried you're trying out for the next "2 girls, 1 cup" grot movie! 😉
And, although I said it was clinical, it would be infinitely worse if, when you took your top off, the radiologist went "phwooooaarrr NICE RACK!"
Hahaha, good call! I'd be a nightmare if I was a doctor mind… Probably just as well I'm not! 😳
On embarassing dr stories. I once had a swollen lymph node in my groin investigated and the consultant said we have a student here do you mind if she has a feel. No I say. Then in walks a jaw droppingly atteractive young lady who proceeded to put her hand down me pants look me in the eye and say "its not very big is it" then look very embaraased and pull her hand out. Quite upset me that
Was admitted to hospital in a hurry when I was 18 with suspected appendicitis. Anyway, they had to see to me that night as it was possibly going to burst… Team of doctors came round, asked me to turn onto my side whilst one stuck a finger up my bum to have a feel around for the swelling… No major problems, not the most pleasant feeling, but I've had a lot worse…
"Do you mind if our new intern has a quick look too, she's only recently started and needs to learn about these things"… Seeing as I was in a lot of pain from my appendix, so wasn't that worried, and that someone else had already had their finger up there, didn't think it would be an issue…
Up steps this very young Chinese looking girl, about 5ft tall, and if she was old enough to be a doctor I was impressed! Anyway… Up her finger goes…
"I said a finger, not her whole fist!" 😯
Either she had the fattest fingers in the world, was totally inept, or decided to fist my arse for fun, but it was NOT pleasant… That a 50 something year old man can slip a digit in practically unoticed, yet a 22 year old shortarse girl makes me feel like I've been fisted was quite unnerving!