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Aguille du Midi for starters, the suprising ruish of sub zero air when somebody opens the door is refreshing to say the least...
In the cafe at the top of the Galibier,great view from the toilet window.Homemade cakes are good in there as well
Nether Beck, in Wasdale. In my defence, I was 12, and absolutely busting.
Hull. It put the average house value up.
In the sink of a A380 Emirates in First Class.
Glamis Castle, in the Royal apartment.
On a lava field about 2300m up in the snow on Mount Etna.
Rocky Mountains National Park, Colorado.
Here is the composting toilet:
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And here is the view:
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Here, roughly: https://www.google.com.hk/maps/place/40%C2%B01 5'55.9%22N+105%C2%B035'33.1%22W/@40.265537,-105.5947127,17z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d40.265537!4d-105.592524
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10 Downing St. Seemed rather fitting realy.
Wild camping in Sweden in the St Anna archipelago. I took photos of my 'pooh views', always with the loo roll perched on a branch.
sat on a plank over a big pit at Glastonbury festival in the 80s
and being a working geologist, loads of times in lovely countryside whilst on fieldwork. It's called a TFS - Tactical Field Shit
Cuillin Ridge..twice!
Two different trips though. First time it was just below Mhic Choinnich, second time it was over near Bhannachdich.
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The loos on the Routeburn Trail were very scenic.
Somewhere on the Inca Trail at prob around 3000m, no facilities, just a view of the mountains and a spade.
The British Embassy in Berlin.
In the woods in Norway inside the arctic circle
I spent 20 years on beaches all over the world. There must be quite a few palm trees that had their usual nutrients 'supplemented". (Plus rubbish sites adjacent to Canary Island beaches, a half completed reactor containment vessel and Brownsea Island. It's OK, I am a member of the NT.)
Summit of Alpamayo, just shy of 6,000m, in the Peruvian Andes - not me, but a climbing partner. Knife-edge snow arete, views to die for, refreshign breeze apparently. Me, I prefer crevasses down below...
Buckingham Palace.
(Gold D of E if you're asking.)
In a cement bag, inside a half built house*, near most of the little towns in aberdeenshire.
Plasterer/roughcasters labourer.
*several hundred houses/cement bags
On the ring of Steal,with my ring of fire...The fell runners I hadn't noticed were unimpressed.
As a tractor-driving-farmer-boy, the first movement on a summer's morning, having driven out to the top field out of sight of the rest of the world. Leant back against the big tyre, with a perfect bucolic vista in front.
Just got to watch you miss the collar of your boiler suit.
In a deserted archaeological site , Kumlubuk ,Turkey.
Nothing I could do,the trots.
Whilst doing the act, I was filled with the dread of being discovered whilst desecrating a holy site, which spoiled it somewhat.
In the 5 star Emirates Palace hotel. In the public toilets, I wasn't staying there. Just visiting as service for motor race that had official start outside the hotel.
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I didn't dump in the sinks
Behind just about every rock in the Himalayas. At least it felt like that.
At work.
Nothing better than being paid to take a China Cruise.
Buckingham Palace (same as above...Duke of Edinburgh award). Didn't need to go, but would be rude not to for a once in a life opportunity.
In the bottom of a freshly dug pond, in a Chelsea show garden.
Not my proudest moment 😕
Behind a sand dune in the Sahara as the sun rose. There was no hanging on at this point. The instant relief was replaced by the slightly unnerving sight of the distinct track of a desert sidewinding horned viper at my feet.
And again due to the same lamb kebab sharing a dungeon of a toilet on a camp site south of Marrakesh with a female black widow.
Are you David Shattenborough?
Norway public toilets are sublime they try to integrate them with the landscape. This one in Aurland overlooks the fjord. Yes that is the view from the throne, not my picture though!
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fooman - I think I just found next years holiday venue. mrs_oab will be delighted when I share my reasoning. 😉
Worst one - halfway up Dalehead in the lakes, thick mist, I hadn't seen anyone since the previous day, morning dump was in order. Hole dug, the whole of the moon was exposed and with timing usually only reserved for a Royal visit, the mist cleared and the 20+ elderly sloan_ranger womens ramblers club were faced with a sight no-one has to endure. 😳 😳 😳
a sight no-one has to endure.
Butt_outandabout?
The Farnsworth House, back in '88.
The toilets at NOPI however made me queasy...
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Butt_outandabout?
birthing_an_otter more like.
I have IBS, so pretty much anywhere and everywhere...
^ Worst one - other than in taxis etc when tropical tummy bugs have kicked in - in a traffic jam in Ulaanbaatar, middle of winter, had to run down a side street and poo behind a substation, squated over, looked up to see a family walking towards me, oh the shame, I had just pooed outside the door to their apartment block.
from a tree, in a park in spain. 20 foot up. I was young.
British Embassy in Bucharest.
Wife was in there sorting out a visa.
Had a slightly dodgy tum. Romanian toilets, at the time, could be a bit dodgy and the toilet paper often gave you splinters.
Nipped into the lav while we were waiting and was presented with a shiny Armitage Shanks porcelain throne and fluffy Andrex loo roll.
God Save the Queen
Nearly 20 years ago whilst staying at the Fründenhütte mountain hut above Kandersteg I got to hoof my previous dinner off the side of a glacier.
Whilst the view from within the privy wasn't anything more than a wooden door, hearing your ejected brown passenger land a few seconds later was deeply satisfying.
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It was only a basic wooden hut when i was there, this looks much more secure!
Someone else's motorbike helmet.
Grand Canyon New Year 1995.
Portaloo in the car park there was queue by the time I was finished, oh dear!
The loo with a view in the front of a BA747.
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Same in a Cathay A350.
#pilehighclub
Khaudom Game Reserve in the Kalahari. With an armed ranger from the Namibian National Parks standing close by so I didn't get eaten by lions while pooing. Long story.
next to the broken road near Castleton. It was early and I was despo, I'm sorry okay?
I felt bad when we got to the cross later on and I looked back to the broken road to see a line of school children being lead up it. 😕
Have to admit I haven't taken a dump here but fancy shitter for a mountain restaurant in a ski resort.
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(Snowbasin, Utah)
Beats some of the European ones which are just a hole in the ground, or those Italian ones where you have to squat over the floor.
Mount McKinley 14000 feet camp
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14000 feet camp
I've always assumed the pressure differential could lead to some explosive moments...
White Cliff Islets - Johnstone Straight, on a kayaking "expedition" while in Canada a few years back we decided to stop on this island for a night, problem is there was no real cover (those trees were ~2ft tall) and it's only 20*20m so they have put a porta-potty under a small cliff on the other side of the island - taking a dump looking out over porpoises/seals is certainly a memorable experience!
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Not a dump but this me having a piss in Andorra!!
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I once built an open-fronted (up to shoulders) sheltered outdoor-loo looking out over a wetland nature reserve. Got some binocs and books in it too. Many happy hours spent. After a few years the small trees around iit made a good canopy and the tits, robins and blackbirds learned to just ignore you. A paradiasical poo-bicle. And no waste water as it's a composter.
Not a dump but this me having a piss in Andorra!!
Nice helmet
Nice helmet
Good sized sac as well.
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for a $hite.
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself
'This will be a messy one, I can tell'
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year) you can drop one here...
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Yes, I have crimped one off in the Hotel California (aka Beverley Hills Hotel)
Old State House Boston, where once the Declaration of Independence was read out
No dump, but I did have a piss in the Blue Peter garden once.
[Kenny Senior] Katie Perry's en suite [/Kenny Senior]
At the base of Pen yr Ole Wen, overlooking Llyn Ogwen and Tryfan.
Matterdale - a friend's family house has an outdoor privy with gorgeous views over the valley.
Ditto PMJ on pen yr ole wen. at the same time. it was a simul-dump.
Also some rather wonderful wild camping spots on loch shiel and loch morar in scotland.
10 feet from Hecklers rock. While it was full of hecklers.
BA A380 in club world, put my feet up on the seat next to the lav.
Back in the 80s, an old mate of mine was a cop. On a nightshift in Oldham, he observed, from just metres, a chap curling one out on the bonnet of a Rover P6. When the chap had concluded, my mate emerged from the shadows and said "did you enjoy that sir?"
BA A380 in club
The upstairs ones at the front? Behind the curtain? If ever there was an aeroplane bog designed for high altitude shenanigans.......
I've had a poo in B&Q.
"So what" you may ask. Not in the public toilets, but one of the bathroom showroom displays.
(I was very young.)
Maldives... the room had an open air bathroom so that the fruit bats can watch you.
As an aside but kind of the same thing ...
A chap I knew took Concorde to NY once... so that he could have a supersonic w"£$.
About a mile from the OP's effort, halfway down the Requin Glacier arse hanging over a crevasse just concluding my effort when a rope of 8 germans walked past cheery hellos (how did they know I was British?) at which I dropped the roll of bog roll into said crevasse.
Behind the drystone wall at the start of stage 4 (I think) of the Tweedlove EWS last year. The need to 'Drop the kids off at Heathers' had become all consuming, so I 'carefully' hurdled the wall and engaged in my weight saving to utter relief. All the while the Vets category began queuing oblivious to my mooning I then duly took my place at the front of the queue again (And now you can trace me if you feel the need ;-)).
Not done it myself but witnessed many a bomb dropped at the top of qualifier for the Mega......watch you step in those cleats!!
I once built an open-fronted ([b]up to shoulders[/b]) sheltered outdoor-loo looking out over a wetland nature reserve
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I did wonder about that too 🙂 Now "up from shoulders" might be more respectable.
I've had a poo in B&Q."So what" you may ask. Not in the public toilets, but one of the bathroom showroom displays.
I had a Saturday job at Ikea when young. One weekend there was lots of commotion. Someone had done a massive poo in one of the display bathrooms... They had even removed and then replaced the Plexiglas cover....
Once when I was in a DIY shop someone tapped me on the shoulder to ask 'is that your daughter using the display toilet?'
She was three at the time & I still reminder her of it a decade later. Happens quite often @ display toilets, apparently.
The upstairs ones at the front? Behind the curtain? If ever there was an aeroplane bog designed for high altitude shenanigans.......
Yep. I reckon the worlds first mile high ménage has happened in that bog.
Had a very satisfying ghost poo in a privy overlooking Swaledale, once upon a time. Which was nice.
Ghost poo? is that a fart? or did you scare yourself shitless?....
It's one that leaves no trace of its passing.
Shits that pass in the night, if you will.
AKA a perfect-health shit, or a clean burner.
Shits that pass in the night, if you will.
I hope you woke up in time...
My bro, not me.
Winters day on Helvellyn about 30 years ago. Lots of fresh snow.
We were first on the hill up from Glenridding. My bro cleared the snow off the style at the Hole of the Wall, dropped his kegs, and curled one on top of the style. Then recovered it with snow. Given how good the conditions were I'd have thought there would be a lot of people coming up the hill later that day.
Very childish and anti-social, to be a ten year old lad (me) I thought it was the funniest thing ever!
Back in the mid 80s a friend of mine was crossing a [b]stile[/b] at the Hole of the Wall at Glenridding. Some bellend had shat on the stile and covered it with snow. My mate found it with his hands. Given he had contact dermatitis at the time, the faeces gave him a massive infection. He died from complications of Hep C som e weeks later.
As I said, very childish and anti-social...
Bottom of Castle Gully on Ben Nevis. Famous for avalanches off the Castle . The debris makes good arse wipe. You can mould the snow to personal contours and it doesn't collapse in your hand. 3 of us back to back round a boulder. The 4th waited until we built a mini igloo on top of the Ben and laid cable inside.
Top of Ben Nevis. Well actually just down the path leading back to the lake. I think I'm safe in saying this was the highest dump in Britain at least for a while 🙂
I had no choice. I was about to burst and had to get it out. Often happens when I run or go for a long walk - bad prep, we were at the start of 3peaks. It was not comfortable, far from it. Lots of snow, and my hands were so frozen, I had to get a mate to undo my trousers 😳 😳 But the relief after! Oh joy!