To uncover the message, set Google Translate to the West African language of Yoruba and type the English word “dog” into the box 22 times. Then, tell the system to translate the string of words into English. The message that appears reads, “Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve. We are experiencing characters and dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are increasingly approaching the end times and Jesus’ return.”

Warning About Second Coming Revealed by Google Translate

Marvelous.

However, I think my viewing of http://www.beliefnet.com/columnists/christnewstoday will be limited to today’s visit only.

Excellent.

Woppit’ll be delighted.

What? Jesus is Nigerian? All the pictures I’ve seen definitely have him as a white dude!

Cressers

Cressers

Cressers

How do people find this shit? I mean who first thought that typing “dog” 22 times into google translate was a good idea?

All the pictures I’ve seen definitely have him as a white dude!

Yeah. Pictures by WHITE MEN. Truth is he looks like Lenny Henry or that bloke that definitely isn’t the next James Bond.

Yeah. Pictures by WHITE MEN. Truth is he looks like Lenny Henry or that bloke that definitely isn’t the next James Bond.

I think if anything he’ll look like a pile of random bits of bone fragments considering how old he is. When he was around I don’t think he’ll have been as dark or as tall as Idris Elba or Lenny Henry. He’ll have been around 5ft 5” with an olive brown complexion like every other bugger from the region he was from around the time he was allegedly alive.

I just did that and got aja 22 times in the english box!!!

Did someone call me?

Yours,

Aja

I liked the recent concerted effort on the user “refinement” of Google’s translations that translated the Korean characters for “Supreme Leader” as “Mr. Squidward” –

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/08/crowdsourced-gaming-of-google-translate-dubs-kim-jung-un-mr-squidward/