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  • Go on then, take the pee, it's open season on ME!
  • PeterPoddy
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    2 Days riding in the Qs, then I come home and break my ankle on a kerb in Bristol.

    Arse. Double arse in fact.

    (there you go Elfin, that good enough for you?)

    molgrips
    Free Member

    Ouch that is not fun!

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    We don’t want your play for sympathy here. Go on, hop it.

    Gee-Jay
    Free Member

    Yeh, take a break

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Come on, I need original pee taking and time honoured STW pics posting (i’m thinking of a certain one here)….. Must try harder!

    trailmonkey
    Full Member

    2 Days riding in the Qs, then I come home and break my ankle on a kerb in Bristol

    kerbs offer more of a technical challenge than the Quantocks.

    i don’t see any shame there at all.

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    I’m not sure laying down shouting ‘spank me! spank me!’ is going to get the best out of people.

    Play hard to get.

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    I need original pee taking and time honoured STW pics posting (i’m thinking of a certain one here)

    You thinking of posting that jacket again ????!!!!

    Brilliant ! 😀

    Sorry about the ankle btw……it’s gotta be very painful 😐

    McHamish
    Free Member

    Did you have a nice trip?

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Wwaswas – True, true….

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Was this riding off a kerb or simply walking off it?

    Onzadog
    Free Member

    What tyres for Qunatocks?

    What flat (non spd) shoes for Bristol?

    EDIT: Sorry Pete, I’m not very good at being mean (or funny).

    wwaswas
    Full Member

    Wwaswas – True, true….

    You’d kick yourself.

    If you could without falling over 😉

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    DD – Hopping around in one SPD shoe trying to put the other on on to go out riding (Bike in car, I work away)

    deadlydarcy
    Free Member

    Oh, nice one. To think I may have been a stone’s throw away and missed it. Must have been **** sore though. 😳

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    😀

    Where is it where is it….

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    …Here it is!

    Sorry but it has to be done I’m afraid. Laughing at me cos of my seatpost breaking. That’ll teach you….

    Del
    Full Member

    bad luck OP.

    kerbs offer more of a technical challenge than the Quantocks.

    i’ll remind you of that….

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    That’s the pic I was after! Thanks Elfin, you fat old lardy-ass, you!

    ernie_lynch
    Free Member

    …Here it is!

    So that’s the pic he meant……..I thought when he said he needed the piss taken, he was going to post that jacket again 🙁

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    DD, yes and yes. Not too painful now but I can’t walk on it for another couple of weeks yet. It’s a minor fracture apparently. Got me one of those removelable walking braces, but I can’t put any weight on it yet

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Thanks Elfin, you fat old lardy-ass, you!

    Who you calling ‘lardy-arse’, you Butter Bottom?

    At least I can ride my bike, go for a walk, play footie, have a little dance around when I get excited about something….

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    But Elfin, why are you being so cruel??! I hear you cry.

    Well, you’ve got to be cruel to be kind; you’ve got to be cruel to be kind.

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Ernie, this jacket? What’s the fascination?

    [video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIA6jOw36bk[/video]

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Yeah what was all the fuss about with that jacket? I never got that either… 😕

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    At least I can ride my bike

    ppppffpghghhthhhshhrhrtuuuuuttttttpppphhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Drink/Monitor interface!!

    THAT’S DEBATEABLE!

    Tell me again why you threw it in a ditch????? 🙄 😛

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Was that mean and heartless?

    I’m like that you know. Cruel. Nasty. Selfish.

    takisawa2
    Full Member

    Dont know about ankles, but when I broke my leg I could ride a bike (gently) after about 4 weeks, couldnt walk on it properly though.
    Hope it heels quickly.

    Keva
    Free Member

    I would take the pish but having once broken my own ankle into several pieces, managing to fall off my bike whilst riding round a mini roundabout 😳 I’m not really in a position to…

    did it make you yelp btw ?

    Kev

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Well surprisingly it worked better after I did! 😯

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    did it make you yelp btw ?

    There may have been some swearing, as I remember, yes…..

    Well surprisingly it worked better after I did!

    Did that wheel true up OK?

    TimP
    Free Member

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Yep. All fine now.

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    Blimey! That’s bad news Pete. 🙁

    Take it easy and hope you mend soon. 🙂

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Oh yeah; seeing as how you can’t ride yer bikes any more, can I have them please?

    PeterPoddy
    Free Member

    Thanks CG 🙂

    Elfin, no they’re all to big for you. And the brakes are too good….

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    S’ok I can sell them/swap them and get stuff that fits me, innit? 🙂

    cinnamon_girl
    Full Member

    Jeez Elf … you wanna do more RLJ’ing? Outsprint the Officer? New game?

    😉

    Andy
    Full Member

    Elfinsafety – Member

    …Here it is!

    Sorry but it has to be done I’m afraid. Laughing at me cos of my seatpost breaking. That’ll teach you….

    But Elfin, why are you being so cruel??! I hear you cry.

    Well, you’ve got to be cruel to be kind; you’ve got to be cruel to be kind.

    Elfin, I completely agree with you. In fact, I actually make it a policy to agree with you all the time….

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Need a faster bike, innit?

    SS no good for outrunning Babylon. 32/16t NOT FTW. 😐

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