what other names for things would make the youth of today cringe or crease up with laughter?

Getting your hands dirty.

Earn.

save

pension

Manners

Popular beat combo

Slacks.

belt.

disco

jimmy saville

Stroking my pussy.

fax

I sort of remember as a young kid, rather than saying ‘that’s dead easy’ to do, we’d say ‘that’s pimps, that is’, in a perfectly innocent, no reference to streetgirls kind of way.

pimps, as in simple pimple?

Hedgepron

Gay old time.

House coat