But I think you are either a bike person or car one. Telling someone the other sport is more interesting seems pointless.
Love cars, can't be doing with watching F1. On the other hand, rallying is ace.
I think the rules for F1 need a total overhaul. Firstly, the drivers should have to run to the cars again, and secondly, the cars should be forced to conform to Cannonball Run style stereotypes:
Manor / Virgin would build a car made of Sheffield steel.
Red Bull would build cars made out of Aluminium cans that run off bile.
Force India would have a car based on an Austin A40.
All the teams based around Cambridge would have to wear mortar boards, and could only employ drivers who have at least one degree.
Ferrari would have a Priest bless the car before each race.
BAR would race an AC / Shelby Cobra.
And so on.
The final rule change would be that all media training would be banned. Ideally, Marcus Gronholm would be recruited as an F1 driver, in the paddock he'd look a bit awkward and sign the odd autograph, and at the end of the race he'd spout off for about ten minutes about how shit the car is, how the track is shit, how the tyres are shit and how he's really not very happy at all.