Even my freezer is “Woke”

Seriously? Your house is on fire and “it gets a bit complicated”? I’m struggling to think of anything more simple.

“My house is on fire, quick, get a bucket of water!” – “Sorry chum, no can do, it’s the sabbath. Give me a shout tomorrow and I’m all yours.”

Pretty much.

https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/25924/if-my-home-is-on-fire-on-shabbos-or-yom-tov-what-can-i-do

Yeah… don’t become Jewish 😀

the default communication style is hectoring.

Maybe, but some forum users do find it hilarious…

I find it hilarious that you talk about avoiding contempt when it drips out of every sentence you write along with clear sense of superiority and absolute inability to understand others position.

See?  It might look more like projection many might say, but I believe in a literal interpretation

I love it – but do let’s not ridicule religion …

https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/25924/if-my-home-is-on-fire-on-shabbos-or-yom-tov-what-can-i-do

What he is allowed to save is:

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A much clothing as he can wear at one time. He can then take all the clothing off outside, go inside and repeat

Potentially interesting thread predictably descends into pissing contest. Every. Single. Time. I wonder what odds Paddy power are giving on it being closed before the day’s out?

It’s so hard not to ridicule religions of all kinds. They’re basically an open goal. Most religious texts have more plotholes than your average summer blockbuster and that rule link is a mad rabbit hole and fascinating.

that rule link is a mad rabbit hole and fascinating

We have some firefighters on the forum. Perhaps they can comment on the idea that they turn up to a 999 call and respond by putting paper cups of water near the fire.

that rule link is a mad rabbit hole and fascinating.

To me it’s like reading Dune or something, so far removed from my experience and the way I think to essentially be sci fi/fantasy.

that rule link is a mad rabbit hole and fascinating

Don’t you mean rabbi hole?