I bought one of those “anti-bullying” wristbands this week. Well when I say bought, I actually stole it..off a short fat ginger kid..
Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face & said “Mum!..Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at school!”. Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say “It reminded me of a peanut”.. Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mum asked “Really?..Small was it??”.. Sally replied “No…Salty!”
A study has found that women find men with rugged masculine features more attractive when they’re ovulating. If they’re menstruating, they’re likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple ..