torq – rhubarb&custard = star trek food.
works for me.

“Just dont get one of the ghey gel top tube bags that trianthelopes use”

I never ride without one ha, seriously they are sooo handy for filling with fuel on races, personally I’m not a fan of having too much in my back pockets bouncing around. Under shorts, back pocket, frame bag, as long as you have somewhere within easy reach then its all good.

SIS Orange or Tropical Fruits for me. The banana ones taste like monkey spunk*.

I find they work really well as mid-ride fuel, or a couple necked with a pint of water will get you out of a cramp/bonk situation.

So much easier to digest than bars, and if you find one with decent carb content, they’re far more use than a mouthful of jelly babies.

* I would imagine.