I’m fairly certain I’d end up John Doe, not that it matters much, I don’t have any extreme allergies or medical conditions for them to worry about, we can deal with ID when I’m conscious again.
They could stick my phone to my thumb if they want to unlock it and call anyone of the 12 numbers on it and speak to someone who knows me.
Perhaps I should stick a label on the back of my phone – “ICE, Don’t call my Mum, she’s useless in a crisis and lives in the Middle East, it’ll cost me a fortune for nothing.”
Honestly, once the Princess of Wales Hospital called her, “your son is badly hurt, he’s come off his Mountain Bike, broken both arms and lost a lot of blood, if you rush you might be able to see him before he goes into surgery” which she heard as “your son has fallen off his motorbike, he’s in Bristol, it’s not urgent, he’ll be home soon” honestly it wasn’t even a voicemail they actually said it to her.