Do happy fish exist?

Having exhaustively researched fish expressions 😉 I’ve discovered that they seem to be a right lot of sour-faced muthas.

As far as I can see, we have MISERABLE:

SURPRISED:

And downright UGLY:

Does this explain why there are no lol fish?

Our own fish – Dirk the Goldfish – has all of the above, but I’m yet to see the little blighter smile.

I’ve fixed your fish for you

Is Yunki’s one a real fish?

Dirk never smiles like that. 🙁

Nice one aracer!

I know, I know. It’s referenced as a smiling fish on flickr.

As Douglas Adams said, never trust an animal that smiles all the time – it’s up to something.

Googling lolfish – this is the best result I get:

Which is kinda funny I suppose.

I am loving the happy fish pics though – anyone got any more that’ll redefine my opinion on fish happiness?

Obviously photoshopped – those aren’t fish teeth

this is the original

Nice one aracer!

Not an original idea I’m afraid, inspiration from:

🙂

Okay, so there might be some happy fish. 😉

So why is ours all, like:

* wonders if it’s because Dirk the Goldfish’s tank faces the computer screen and this is the fish equivalent to a WTF over bouncing tassle boobs *

There’s no need carp on about it. If they were smiley of coarse fish would be brill, it’s just a shame they all have such a bleak outlook. IGMC

irelanst, I’ll dolphinitely scale back my critique then!

* winces *

🙂

All he needs is to have a chat with this guy.

Not a fish, but damn chipper!

How about a surprised one?