Just received their email.

Who the hell has a seat set in that position?

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Managed to link it now.

Bet he’s good friends with his proctologist…

Well, it is CycleSurgery…

😯

You can imagine these scene on set as the luvvies struggle to assemble a Brompton

“Yah, but there.. nah yah, it goes thar, yah thar.. like yah”
“Reyaly? One thought it went thar, yah?”
“Nah, utterly convinced it goes thar, yah”
“Ah, ok yah, then ohh, yah!”
“Looking rather good dear fellow, yah like thanks for advicicles,myah”
“Yah, welcome darlink”
“Pimso?”
“Yah”

That might be the reason he’s stood up.

Looking out for some oily oik to adjust it for him.

The saddle is fine, it’s the rest of the bike that’s squint.

Nice one bikebouy

Is this what them mean by ‘up their own arse’?

Although having just spotted the photo location on the Millennium Bridge with Gateshead’s Baltic in the background the conversation would have gone more like this. Probably.

“Am trying to fettle me shoppa and a cannut make head-n-tail ‘v-it”
“That ganz like that awwa there you reckon kidda?
“Haddaway anshite. Ya sackless man, it gans like that”
“Alreet, mebees? Divvent gan on yarra geet worky ticket”
“Giveower, that’s larnd-iz, it looks muckle noo”
“Nee botha marra”
“Blaa oot ?”
“Aye, champion, gettiz a broon”

^ being a Southern softie, I can only interpret that by years of reading Viz; hearing it as a Sid the Sexist or Biffa Bacon dialogue.
(Kecks’ll get chained, anyway)

thought was going to be massive bottom bracket recall – then no it isn’t then realised yes it is – but in a different sort of way

“Yah, but there.. nah yah, it goes thar, yah thar.. like yah”
“Reyaly? One thought it went thar, yah?”
“Nah, utterly convinced it goes thar, yah”
“Ah, ok yah, then ohh, yah!”
“Looking rather good dear fellow, yah like thanks for advicicles,myah”
“Yah, welcome darlink”
“Pimso?”
“Yah”

people don’t speak like that, and if they do they probably don’t work for a bargain basement pr/marketing outfit based in the grim north.

And still no mention of the helmet – or the lack of any head protection

grtdkad – Member
Although having just spotted the photo location on the Millennium Bridge with Gateshead’s Baltic in the background the conversation would have gone more like this. Probably.

“Am trying to fettle me shoppa and a cannut make head-n-tail ‘v-it”
“That ganz like that awwa there you reckon kidda?
“Haddaway anshite. Ya sackless man, it gans like that”
“Alreet, mebees? Divvent gan on yarra geet worky ticket”
“Giveower, that’s larnd-iz, it looks muckle noo”
“Nee botha marra”
“Blaa oot ?”
“Aye, champion, gettiz a broon

😆

I understood some of that.

I want to see the photo 2 seconds later after he has collided with that massive billboard inconsideratly placed in the middle of the shared use path he is cycling along….