Hell of a slap. I’ve been jumped by 6 guys and ended up in hospital and I didn’t have anything like this fella’s list of injuries.
I think you’re desperately trying to find wiggle room in something that is showing very little room for wiggling.
Nothing desperate about it, just offering a different perspective, one you don’t agree with. However, just read that link, I’m happy to stand corrected, seems he was pinned by a bike after slipping and hit repeatedly. So ‘slaps’ would be more appropriate. Poor fella.
Looking at the date can understand why nobody has come forward, I think they know they **** up. So as I offered, probably shitty humans.
I got punched once by a rather large and very drunk on grog Fijian, he put me out cold. I had similar injures.