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..was *considerably* more widespread after...
John
something about the world's stickiest bogie, Toxteth O'Grady?
People sacked off Jethro Tull's seed drill and started broadcast seed sowing again?
Norfolk?
Turnip Townsend was a bastard.
The plague.
Have we got a video?
....they discovered crop rotation.
Strange things keep happening in this house. Furniture keeps disappearing. Plates keep, like, moving about the place. The table is shrinking. And last night right... I found my guitar (dramatic pause)...on the fire!
Do you know what all this means?
I knew it, I bloody knew it!
Vegetable rights and peace!
(or was it, peas?)
Is that Bambi, did you do a Disney nasty?
An F2 tornado hit Saxmundham?
Darling f@scist bully boy...
I particularly enjoyed spotting the subliminal cuts they sneaked in there. Would never have spotted them first around being primary school aged.
Strange things keep happening in this house. Furniture keeps disappearing. Plates keep, like, moving about the place. The table is shrinking. And last night right… I found my guitar (dramatic pause)…on the fire!
Do you know what all this means?
I was listening to a bit on the radio the other day, Kieth Moon talking to John Peel in 1974 about confronting the rest of the band when they got in another drummer for an album. They had to explain to him that in fact the drummer they'd used was Keith Moon.
Travel Scrabble anyone?
It was after someone invented their patentened crop rotator
Anyway I start all letters
"Darling Fascist Bullyboy"
A poltergoost?
Do not lean out of the window. I wonder why?
Bored
That'll be Toxteth again...
Boomshanka
Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
I've got a Porsche! Daddy sends hugs.
Don’t look at me, I’m irrelevant
I’m going to have to rewatch them now.
Whistlin' on a Tuesday, Jester!
OOh you Barstard!
What's a ftoumch?
Hands up, who likes me
Don’t flush, it’s only Neil.
Your mum.
Strange things keep happening in this house. Furniture keeps disappearing. Plates keep, like, moving about the place. The table is shrinking. And last night right… I found my guitar (dramatic pause)…on the fire!
Do you know what all this means?
Sorry Jekyll, just got this. 😁
(p)rick
I am an elephant you know! 🤣
SMYTHE: [pretends to enter, but he's already in] Yes, sir!
BILLY: There you are! Take this man out and flog him.
SMYTHE: Very good, Captain.
[Leaves the room. He cracks a whip, screaming as if he were really getting flogged. Goes back in.]
BILLY: Well?
SMYTHE: I flogged him, sir.
BILLY: How much did you get? [Both laugh]
SMYTHE: He'll rue the day he ever came to see you, sir.
BILLY: See?! See what?! Huh? Was he blind?!
SMYTHE: No, Captain, I meant to say.
PARROT: [in corner] He don't see nothing, you fat old cyclops!
BILLY: Who said that?
SMYTHE: That wasn't me. That was your parrot.
BILLY: Parrot? I don't have a parrot! Why, I hate the creatures! Horrible, small, flying things, hopping around, breeding and eating carrots!
Taken from the pirate cyclops sketch in the episode 'TIME'
Fascist pig: And watch out for the special branch on the way out.
Neil: *hits head on branch* oww, I don't see what's so special about that.
Branch: I've got a degree in computer science.
Let me just place this éclair precariously on the edge....
Could I borrow a cup of sugar, please?
How are you keeping that flowerpot up?
With Christmas only four months away, imagine that this desktop is a crowded shopping street on a busy Saturday morning
And say, for instance, that this huge meringue filled with whipped cream is a young mother loaded down with her groceries.
And perhaps this enormous, soggy, overripe tomato is a tiny little girl - who doesn't realize what a dangerous place her exciting new world is.
And let's assume that this cling-film parcel of mashed banana and jam is a deaf senior citizen...Who's in a wheelchair...And is blind
And this cricket bat with a breeze block nailed to it is your car.
Now what happens if your car mounts the pavement?
Think once... think twice.... think don't drive your car on the pavement.
👍👍
We plant the seed.
Nature grows the seed.
We eat the seed!