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If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠
It's a big issue.
That's probably what he's selling right now, the poor little sod.
You should be selling it. You're the one that's gnomeless
He's probably heading for the Euro Tunnel
Have you got a shortlist of suspects?
Dwarves are lowlife.
Probably on his way to Stone Henge.
Without wanting to be a grass, one of our forum members has previous for the acquisition of tiny grotesques....
From left to right. Prunella, Roger, Ethel the second, Dan. Fred, Snowy, Cremola Foam, Rubella Rotkopf. Bog, Ugg. Mungo Jerry, Guri, Tikitiki
Have you got CCTV?
The thief might be gnome to the police.
gnome to the police.
The police won't be interested - you'll need to hire a private detective.
you’ll need to hire a private detective.
...or heroes?
Any more?
Someone stole on of our gnomes!
The most alarming part of the sentence, really, is 'one of'.
If you see a very small guy pushing a wheel barrow in Kent, let me know!😠
Is the gnome in the wheelbarrow?
Who could stoop so low?
Storyline from Coronation St. Ca. 1995. Derek Wilton had a gnome kidnapped.
Have you alerted the Gnome Office?
The GLF are back!
Gilf?
I think with cases like this
There are known gnomes
and there are unknown gnomes
a private detective
GrumPI ?
Glf
Gnome liberation front
Perchy. You have too much time on your hands
GrumPI
Sherlock Gnomes
Perchy. You have too much time on your hands
When he says 'acquired' he really means 'sired'. Cremola Foam and Rubella Rotkopf have clearly had a run in with the taser too.
Are you Grumpy?
I bet he’s not Happy.
No ransom now as yet. Bar stewards!
I bet he’s not Happy
Snow White came home really angry one day and shouted, "I am not ******g happy!"
The other dwarves looked shocked, then one said, "So the rumours aren't true?"
That's because happy was actually feeling grumpy.
who cares? he was just some low down bum
Hehe, some of the BAE apprentices staying at our outdoor centre in Castleton 'borrowed' a gnome.
He was put back the next year by the next set of apprentice's.
With a photo album full of holiday snaps. The whole factory took turns to take the gnome away....Paris, pyramids, The Ben, comfy in topless beach snap(!), London, posh hotel baths, nightclubs, you name it, he did it.
😎
Stop trolling the poor guy.
Hes just fishing for the best pun.
Derek did get his gnome stolen by Norris in corrie glad it wasnt just me who thought that
Maybe your gnome was a practicing clairvoyant, and he has finally managed to escape the confines of your garden. I can see the headlines in tomorrows local papers....
"Small Medium at Large"
OP, have you checked to see if your bike’s still there?
He hasn’t joined Gnomes MC has he?
Maybe he just got held up at a goblin party
O Gnomeo, Gnomeo.....where for art thou Gnomeo?....
His finest moment:
Perhaps he's moved to the big city to be a Metro Gnome?
Noticed today that the other gnomes fishing rod (and line) have been pinched now!😠
I might have to launch a sting operation tonight.
Really got a hook into them.
Though in the current covid climate issues like this are dwarfed
Mebbe he's toddled off his perch to meet Jeffrey Hudson
Corbyn is out of a job these days, he might be interested in filling in for your holidaying gnome untill his return