He will be three years old in Feb and dedicates most of his time and energy to causing distress to family and friends.. He is also very skilled in covert ops which is proven by his ‘adorable’ behaviour at nursery where he has convinced the staff that he is a model citizen..

Are there any methods to determine if he is part of the axis of evil, and are there any ways to dissuade him from his chosen path?

Lego.

Yup Lego. If he builds two big towers out of Lego then pretends to crash planes into them he is definitely a terrorist.

Has he started to grow a beard?

I must have 2 member’s of IS living here then!!

Does he point at planes???

He’s definitely exhibiting some of those signs, and this morning he succeeded in taking his 5 year old brother hostage..

Is there any agency I should be contacting that could deal with this situation appropriately? Does anyone have any experience of the sort of timescale I could be looking at to get this issue resolved..?

Or could I just send him to Gauntanamo Bay in the post..?

Is he slowly weakening your will and resolve with persistent sleep deprivation techniques? It’s a known terrorist skill

It could be worse. Think yourself lucky that he’s not the East Devon candidate for UKIP!

I blame the parents.

Tbf a 3yo may make a more structured and reasoned argument than UKIP.

Things could be worse. He could be a roadie or a golfer.

What is his midichlorian count?

Yunki Jnr

I think you should call the CIA right now.

I think you should call the CIA right now.

you’ll probably find you’re already calling the CIA every time you pick up the phone. 🙂

and this morning he succeeded in taking his 5 year old brother hostage..

I think you need to act before things escalate

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNIeXIaVnA8[/video]

He’s not alone. 😉

Does the weather affect his terrorist tendencies – whether Sunni or Shiite?

Threenager? It’s not uncommon.You have my empathy.