- Clean jokes please
maccruiskeen – Member
Completely not what the OP is asking for but I’ve been having some fun trawling this site:
who is there
nobody. but your head looks like a watermalon
That website is inspired. Nothing offensive in there either.Posted 5 years agocobrakaiSubscriber
A baby polar bear walks up to his mum. In a confused voice he asks, “Mum, am I a polar bear?”
“Why yes son, you are a polar bear” She replies.
The little one nods his head and walks away.
5 minutes later he’s back.
“Yes?” She says suspiciously.
“Are you SURE I’m a polar bear?”
Exasperated she replies, “Yes son. I’m a polar bear, your dads a polar bear, therefore your a polar bear!”
The cub walks away looking confused. After half an hour he approaches his dad.
“dad?” he asks.
The dads been expecting this, “is this about the polar bear thing?” he asks.
“Look, your mum’s explained this to you. Your a white furry bear, so its safe to say your a polar bear. Why do you keep asking?”
“Cause I’m fricking freezing!”Posted 5 years agotoys19Member
Once upon a time, there was an inflatable boy. The inflatable boy lived in an inflatable house, with an inflatable family. He went to an inflatable school with an inflatable teacher and even an inflatable principle.
One day, the inflatable boy took a pin to his inflatable school. The inflatable teacher let out a gasp and sent him to the principle’s office.
The inflatable principle said, “I’m very disappointed in you son. Not only have you let yourself down, you’ve let me down and you’ve let the whole school down!”Posted 5 years agoportlyoneSubscriber
Two hungry vampire bats decide to have a contest on who can find the most blood.
They both leave at the same time and agree a one hour limit.
After 56 minutes the first bat returns, struggling to fly with a full stomach but feeling quite happy with himself. He’d found three mice and drained them dry.
15 minutes later he’s still waiting for his opponent to return, happy that he’s won. Then he spots the other bat staggering back, flying from tree to tree. That’s odd, he thinks. Eventually the bat returns, covered ear to claw in blood with a wild look in his eyes.
Shocked, but a little impressed, the first bat asks where he found such bountiful blood supplies!
“Well, you see that ash tree over there”Posted 5 years ago
“Yeah, I see it”
“See that big oak next to it?”
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