Oof!
Aki – land of the Crab, cushy life – work 7am – 1pm then off down the beach for windsurfing and sunbathing, washed down with copious quantities of brandy sour… The Sovereign Base Areas are like a final corner of the Empire (in a good way), lots of crusty old retired types drinking G&Ts whilst getting sunburnt on the verandah of the Officers’ Mess, harumphing and rustling the pages of the Telegraph at the latest “scandal”… (They’re an easy target for taking the pee out of as well – get wound up far too easily, it was great sport for us when I was a junior officer and we were surrounded by them!)