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  • Caribbean fancy dress ideas 8-/
  • Premier Icon boxelder
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    Oh how I love a fancy dress do……. Caribbean this time, so after ideas from those who know about such things.
    NO to: blacking up, naff cultural appropriation, Pirates
    Yes to: cheap, Subversive is fine, available before Saturday.
    Massive can of Red Stripe?

    Please help, I beseech thee brethren…….

    Premier Icon willard
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    Why no pirates? Seriously, they should not be discounted.

    Maybe you could go as a shell company/tax haven

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    It’ll be thronged with Black Jacks and Hawaiian grass skirts…..

    Premier Icon tjagain
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    Panama hat, linen suit, become a plantation owner!

    Premier Icon thisisnotaspoon
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    Plantation owner or East India Company captain / Privateer. Avoids cultural appropriation, and despite you being the historical bad guy, no one will quite be able to articulate why your fancy dress is in bad taste and their can of red stripe and blackface isnt.

    [Dammit, way too slow at typing]

    Premier Icon theotherjonv
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    how’s your intimidating stare while chewing gum?

    Image result for viv richards"

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    Viv was top of my list, but cricket whites aren’t easy when you’re lanky.
    Che Guevara might work, or Ernest Hemingway.

    Premier Icon howsyourdad1
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    Premier Icon FuzzyWuzzy
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    Can of red stripe or a bottle of rum might work but would be a PITA to spend any amount of time in, I’d probably just follow the herd and go as a pirate…

    Premier Icon MrSparkle
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    My Mrs is going to a fancy dress do as a Rasta at weekend. She asked if I can do her hair. I’m dreading it.

    Premier Icon wwaswas
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    My wife went to a Caribbean fancy dress party dressed as an island.
    Jamaica?
    No she chose to wear it.

    Premier Icon kilo
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    NO to: blacking up

    Go as Yellowman then (Second yellowman hit of the day on STW)

    Premier Icon PiknMix
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    If you go as the plantation owner and it gets a bit awkward, just tell them that you are the man from Delmonte.

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    You could go as the Bermuda Triangle (and stand at the back and ting)

    Premier Icon maccruiskeen
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    Robert Burns was a plantation manager for a while. So you could  just wear a kilt.

    but if you’re  lanky people will wonder why you’re dressed as a netball player.

    Premier Icon nickjb
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    Bermuda business suit?

    Premier Icon mariner
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    Mix up and take some Pusser Painkiller along. Then to get the evening off to a start play Ibble Dibble.
    It will all be a blur after that and nobody will care what you are wearing.

    Premier Icon jimdubleyou
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    Or maybe a bit of voodoo…

    Premier Icon Ro5ey
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    Have you got three pals … ?

    HAve you got three pals  .... ?

    Premier Icon boxelder
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    Man from Delmonte…….good call.
    “Stand at the back and ting” – is that a noise effect or are you posting in patois? The Cool Runnings would be awkward with my bladder/drinking habits. Thanks all.

    Premier Icon senor j
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    I play triangle for a reggae band….

    Premier Icon MTB-Idle
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    wear ordinary clothes and take a tin of these with you

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    Tell anyone that asks that ‘I’m carrying a bean’

    Premier Icon ads678
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    Go as a massive refer.

    Or jam doughnut….

    Premier Icon kayak23
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    You could go as Nicki menagerie?

    Premier Icon StefMcDef
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    You need a chicken suit and a repertoire of exaggerated tics and flinches.

    Or maybe a chicken suit and a Jacob Rees-Mogg mask.

    Same visual pun.

    Premier Icon scruff9252
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    [strong]mariner[/strong] wrote:

    start play Ibble Dibble.

    Bloody hell, that brings back hazy memories of 2004 and burnt corks!

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    Get a tee shirt made up that says:

    Meat and potato, $2.00
    Pork, $1.50
    Chicken and leek, $1.80
    Cheese and onion, $1.50
    Steak and ale, $2.30

    If anyone asks, tell them you’re the pie rates of the Caribbean.

    Premier Icon shermer75
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    You need a chicken suit and a repertoire of exaggerated tics and flinches.

    Or maybe a chicken suit and a Jacob Rees-Mogg mask.

    Same visual pun.

    I don’t understand this..

    Premier Icon thisisnotaspoon
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    Jerk chicken

    Premier Icon Cougar
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    JRM is more of a shitehawk really.

    Premier Icon ji
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    No pirates you say – but what about Primates of the Caribbean?

    Premier Icon willard
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    This is a serious request, no monkey business

    Premier Icon ads678
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    yeah, dress up as monkey, that should go down well!!

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