Travelodge – bikes in room doing trials circuits of riding from the double bed to the pull out single without dabbing. Washing bikes in the downstairs disabled toilet with the shower head. Whilst having a shite, Wheelies down the corridor.
2 for 1 but still overpriced evening meals in the pub in the box next door. Entertainment is the 2p falls machine in the cinema. Do not ever do 3days at BPW – there are only so many 2p coins you can shovel in a reciprocating machine of gravity enduced excitement.
Buffet Breakfast is in the restaurant-in-a-box on the end of the ‘entertainment’ complex. See how many sealed packet muffins you can spend the rest of the day eating.