No surf and not riding bikes and no girlfriend make spoon go crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDD

One out of five then. Could be worse.

Exactly, I’d be counting my lucky stars in your boat *cracks open beer, switches on gaming device, opens newspaper, belches, scratches arse, roots out latest copy of viz and checks footie schedules*

missus is 300miles away

At least it’s not all bad 😉

I don’t even have a TV!

I might go and do some preventative maintenance break some thing for the sake of fixing it on the bikes.

I have a chest infection and chose not to ride this morning on the basis I want to be well for my first club ride next week. And am bored.

I have suddenly realised there is 3 hours between rugby matches.

*dilemma*

Have a wankathon?

The missis says hello 😀

Is she doing ‘that’ thing for you?

at least youve got a missus… 😥

What’s the highest number you’ve ever counted to?
Well, todays the perfect day to push the envelope and count to one higher.
You could even video your attempt and put it on you tube.

Follow all the action from the Ft. William DH?

Parmo for your diet.

GET DRUNK!

MTFU?

bigdugsbaws – Member
Have a wankathon?

I got a ban for suggesting that to someone once.

It is rather funny though, so I shall not be reporting your post! 😉

Alcohol is not the answer but I have found that it makes you forget the question. Also the spelling gets worse but the posts get funnier

Redtube shoud hit the spot!

Still bored……………………………………………………