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 Joe
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I've been having a few problems with numbness of late after never having it before. I have recently upped my training a little.

I decided to upgrade my shorts as the first stage in the fight. Bought a pair of Assos Unos which felt good in the shop. They seem to have made the problem worse. The bibs seem to yank my bits and bobs into a camel toe and as a result I've no idea where to put them in my shorts. I can't say I'm that impressed with them. I'm considering cutting the bibs and extending them by another 3/4 inches. Perhaps I bought a size too small, but the XL were baggy on my legs.

Does anyone else agree with me or have I just got a massive c**k?


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:02 pm
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Have you considered tucking it into your waist band? Just be careful you don't make a mess in your belly button.


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:04 pm
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Does anyone else agree with me or have I just got a massive c**k?

not for long by the sound of it ๐Ÿ™


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:09 pm
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Are you getting lower at the front end with the increased mileage? I have the same saddle position on the road and the mountain bike. I sometimes get the same issue on the road bike but never the mountain bike. As the bars are lower on the road bike, I found I just needed to drop the nose a little so the saddle would take the weight on the sit bones.

(I also have a large c**k)


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:17 pm
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Assos numb penis

I can't see them selling many pairs of them with a name like that.


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:21 pm
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I use the same shorts as do a lot of people in my club. No issues and very comfy - in fact everyone seems to recommend them to everyone else. If you are very tall and very skinny I guess they could be too short in the straps - one ride with them tucked inside will tell you before reaching for the scissors...


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 4:55 pm
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you should have bought S5 mille they have a ball pocket in the cut of them!


 
Posted : 30/08/2010 6:28 pm
 Joe
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Alright Pinches. None of your cheek. I've ended up reaching for the scissors and getting a capable woman to add two extra inches of material to the shorts bibs. They are now much more comfortable.


 
Posted : 04/09/2010 10:00 am
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I'm afraid to say the new generation of Assos Uno shorts appear to be a bit crap a few people on here seem to have had problems with them bunching etc, mine were awful and have put me off buying from the brand again.


 
Posted : 04/09/2010 10:12 am