…and even more bizarre;

I’m all outta prawns. boo. So if I put a donk on a baby fairy penguin I could possibly fit it into a morphy richards 17 ltr microwave? You lot are all mindless chat, no FACTS! I give up with this place.

See Ya!

Don’t let the penquin hit you on the microwave on the way out!

How d’you know it’s 17 litre though? You don’t know that fo’ sho though do you?

Fill it up with water, then measure how much water it holds. Only way to be sure….

there’s a sticker.

Oh right, and you believe that, do you?

There was one on me prawns, it said ‘Use by 12 Jun 09’. Pfft.

Lies. All lies.

I had one on my bacon with all numbers on. I used to pretend to use it as a pho….

Oh.

well, this is why I am consulting the oracle of STW. To get some proper factual, means tested experience. what do I know with my **** sticker and limited access to small penguins. I don’t know shit!

sorry in advance for this total waste of adult time ….

whack the penguin

TSY’s penguin happy-slapping vid has just had me crying with laughter! Thankfully I’d just swallowed a mouthful of tea, otherwise I might have been making an insurance claim on a soaked iPhone.

That was my birthday Elf, you could have made me a nice prawn food fink.

I ain’t making you NUFFINK!

You’re on a diet, innit?

Crikey how can you use a piece of bacon with stickers on a pretend it’s a ‘phone???!

What an idiot…. 🙄

It was a pack of bacon, actually… Waterproof see?

NOT happy, been punched in the tit in the pub, going to bed.

NOT happy, been punched in the tit in the pub, going to bed.

This evenings non sequitur award, goes to Emsz.

quality Emsz. End of thread I guess.

Oo dunnit Emsz? Bastards! Show me, I’ll bloody ‘ave em! 😡

My mum come round yesterday, left a Muller Rice in the fridge. I said ‘mum, I don’t like Muller Rice’ but she said ‘oh it’s ok, I’ll leave it there in case you get hungry’.

😐

Elfins mum; she knows the score with you matey, she just knows…

i didn’t expect this thread to end up with punches in the tit and pointless wasted muller rice. Ya live and ya learn.

He’ll eat it when he’s hungry, but bad show in the pub/tit/punch issue.

I do hope Emsz isn’t too hurt and upset, poor little thing. 🙁

Crikey; my mum’s obtuse. She’s always leaving odd things in my fridge. Mostly things I don’t like, so I make her eat them when she comes round next.

And broccoli. She’s always bringing broccoli. I don’t mind, but beer, chocolates, yes. Broccoli? 😕

Brocolli’s great! Better than beer (yacky stuff), not as good as chocolate 🙂

And leave the poor penguins alone!

Emsz – hope you’re ok?

how do you know penguins are poor? I reckon they’ve got a right racket going on with all the wildlife programmes and such. Bet they make a few quid out of the BBC alone. Penguin acting classes and what not. That’s MY TV license paying for that!

I seen penguins in Australia once. Mad little bastards; hop up onto rock, shufle forward, throw self in water. Swim round, get out, repeat. Over and over again.

Sorry to piss on your chips and all that, but they aint real penguins.

my sister had that! the penguins were on little wheels and the escalator shuffled them to the top. art imitating life.

No, they was, Geytape. They was.

Phillip Island Penguins.

Little nutters.

You can watch them all day can’t you.

I remember the wee African Penguins near Simon’s Town in SA. Pong a bit though.

😳

ah, thought I posted last night….vague memories before I passed out

little bit drunk, it all kicked off last night in the pub, and I got caught in the middle of it. Chest hurts this morning. 🙁

What if you’re on a mission from God?

depends on the mission?

I’ve just read this thread and my PA’s now wondering why I’m crying with laughter.

Elf: much respect on the baconphone. Surrealism at its finest.

Are you ok Emsz? 🙁