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  • Alcohol sabbatical
  • hora
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    Ok, two weeks in. I'm 'crashing' from the lack of sugar. FFS.

    Any other side effects I should be looking out for? 😐

    BoardinBob
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    Any other side effects I should be looking out for

    Your wife has less bruises

    Jamie
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    Any other side effects I should be looking out for?

    Losing weight and saving money are the things I usually suffer from when off the booze.

    Elfinsafety
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    Any other side effects I should be looking out for?

    Binners isn't quite as poor now?

    KINGTUT
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    BoardinBob – Member

    Any other side effects I should be looking out for

    Your wife has less bruises

    What an utterly bizarre comment to make.

    binners
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    not waking up in a pool of your own vomit, a bottle of poppers up each nostral with a random bloke, and no memory of the night before other than a vague suggestion of trying 'tromboning'?

    mastiles_fanylion
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    I tried it once and it was utterly lacking in any effects – no weight loss, money was spent on expensive soft drinks instead. Perhaps I saved a bit in taxis, that's all.

    Drac
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    Alcohol can cause Hypoglycaemia so not sure how you feeling problems from lack of sugar.

    binners
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    Elfinsafety – You're right in theory. However; I appear to have started drinking for both of us 😀

    Jamie
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    Alcohol can cause Hypoglycaemia so not sure how you feeling problems from lack of sugar.

    It's Hora. Normal rules do not apply.

    I tried it once and it was utterly lacking in any effects – no weight loss

    You obviously was not drinking enough in the first place…..well that and replacing booze with sugar filled drinks.

    cynic-al
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    WTF can giving up booze cause LBS?

    Drac
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    Oh silly me and here's me thinking he was just suffering from withdrawal symptoms but no he's now diabetic.

    hora
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    WTF can giving up booze cause LBS?

    I 'quit' booze before (10yrs ago) and suffered constipation and indigestion. However back then I used to get absolutely off my face and have vague memories of waving my willy at people in nightclub queues and calling people big poofs (who tended to be big blokes who looked like they would really really hurt you) 😕

    skidartist
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    Any other side effects I should be looking out for?

    Yes, you'll run out of anecdotes. To paraphrase Jim Jefferies, non-drinkers stories all end the same way; "…..and then I got home."

    Drac
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    Well that answered it then, he's suffering from Hypoglycaemia because he waves his willy at blokes. 😯

    hora
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    I'm a boring bastard as it is now. FFS, I'll be even duller for conversation.

    Jamie
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    I 'quit' booze before (10yrs ago) and suffered constipation and indigestion

    So it's gone from IBS to LBS?

    binners
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    Hora. You are William Hague and I claim my prize

    You're a Yorkshire git! You've no hair. You're clearly gay and hiding behind a sham marriage. And you grossly over-exaggerate your capacity for drink when you were a young'un 😛

    maxray
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    I tried it once and it was utterly lacking in any effects – no weight loss

    I thought you meant tromboning there TJ 😀

    Jamie
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    I thought you meant tromboning there TJ

    TJ?

    missingfrontallobe
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    hora – Member
    I'm a boring bastard as it is now. FFS, I'll be even duller for conversation.

    Yep, lack of personality can also occur when off the booze, it's more of a problem for some people than others.

    higgo
    Free Member

    Any other side effects I should be looking out for?

    Binners isn't quite as attractive now?

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    Bingo isn't quite as attractive now?

    Elfinsafety
    Free Member

    waving my willy at people in nightclub queues

    Fortunately they din't notice. Just as well, eh?

    higgo
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    naokfreek
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    On antibiotics for 7 days from now for an infection after root canal first round. Going to Bestival tomorrow so gonna be a sober afair for me. Have other options as it were but inclined to steer clear from what i've read this afternoon…bit of a lame show but it'll be cheaper by miles and i won't feel disabled on monday. Although half my face is swollen so look quite odd 😀

    eddie
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    if your feeling like you have low blood suger, couldn't you just eat a mars bar?

    donsimon
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    You've done well, I think you should have a quick beer to celebrate.
    And MTFU! 😉

    hora
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    Going to Bestival tomorrow

    OT but fantastic landing page: http://www.bestival.net/

    Not too keen on the web designers website though http://www.thewebwell.com/#/news

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