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[Closed] You've broken into Microsoft, what do you steal?

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Just the iPads apparently ๐Ÿ™‚ ...

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Posted : 09/01/2013 9:42 am
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Iirc there's nothing exciting in building five, all stuff like Xbox 720 in a different building.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 9:47 am
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what do you steal

all my licence keys back which they wont allow reinstallation on new harddrives. Charlatans.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 9:48 am
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all my licence keys back which they wont allow reinstallation on new harddrives. Charlatans.

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Posted : 09/01/2013 9:49 am
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Coffee machine - they've probably got a good one. And maybe a ping pong table but that wouldn't be easy to carry.

*tries desperately to think of something Microsoft has produced that I like*


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:04 am
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My soul.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:05 am
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My soul.

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Posted : 09/01/2013 10:13 am
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It's a good place to go to be stealing souls, there's plenty of unused ones there.

Etc, etc.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:14 am
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What would my soul be doing in a microsoft office, I keep it chained up in the basement.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:14 am
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If they'd broken into the Microsoft shop on Campus it'd have been a field day though. All sorts of gadgets and stuff piled up.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:16 am
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I'd take Bill Gates wallet


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:18 am
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*tries desperately to think of something Microsoft has produced that I like*

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Posted : 09/01/2013 10:25 am
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Microsoft, Stealer Of Souls!Up there with Cthulu, Tsathoggua and Nyarlathotep on the list of scourges of the Universe. ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:25 am
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[s]Microsoft [/s]Apple, Stealer Of Souls!Up there with Cthulu, Tsathoggua and Nyarlathotep on the list of scourges of the Universe.

FTFY


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:29 am
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I'd take one of their winged monkeys.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:48 am
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iPads are overpriced so they command a good price on the black market. They're also small, light and identical.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:50 am
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their money, and a couple of micro scooters, they've probably got loads of them.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 10:53 am
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I'd steal a copy of their excellent and very sought after new operating system, Windows 8.


 
Posted : 09/01/2013 11:11 am