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http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/06/end-of-world-7-october-ebible-fellowship

What are you planning for your last day on this earth?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 1:01 am
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I shall be working, several meetings to attend, two business cases to set out, I'd like to get a pair of sunglasses altered so they don't fall off my face, also one of my cars needs a new esp sensor fitting so that's off the the garage, I'm expecting a delivery from Rapha, lunchtime chats with a colleague and I've just forgotten Wednesday is sausage sandwich day so ....
If the world does end, I'd better get a move on and sort all that lot out before then eh!

Don't suppose they gave time too did they?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 1:16 am
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Given the way this evening is going so far, I shall spend much of the day nursing a monstrous hangover by the pool before heading to the airport for my flight home. Been a long couple of weeks. Can't wait to get home, hug my children and slide in to bed with Mrs CFH.

Unless the world ends, of course. In which case, I'll be deader than caliper brakes on road bikes.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 4:16 am
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Any indication on the actual time as I am planning to watch a film later and would not want to miss the ending (of the film)?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 4:22 am
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I'm going out to play on my bike. I'll save cleaning it until tomorrow tho, just in case the world does end today.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 4:34 am
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Today is a bit inconvenient to be honest. Can it be rescheduled? I'll get my people to talk with their people and come back to you.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 4:47 am
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I wouldn't have painted the bathroom yesterday if I'd have known. Plus I'm going to have to pull Thursday's ride back to today and today the heavens will open, according to the BBC.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:01 am
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Riding at climachx and then stuffing my face with curry.. It is my birthday today. Did the ebible bashers give any indications of time or how it would end? I hope it involves water rather than fire...
I knew it was a bad omen when my boss bought me tickets to surf Snowdonia.. Which is now catastrophically broken.....


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:19 am
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So far so good, all still here I assume. Bit early though, still plenty of time for the apocalypse.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:23 am
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Working out in Germany, before flying home this afternoon and then unpacking!

I feel like I should have prepared and made it a little less mundane!

Had I realised I'd have treated myself to another round of scrambled eggs and bacon from the breakfast buffet!


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:32 am
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Today is a bit inconvenient to be honest. Can it be rescheduled?
No, today's good - the stuff I've got to do today is a bit boring and frankly it would be a nice distraction.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:37 am
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, I'll be deader than caliper brakes on road bikes.

That's an idea. I'm going to spend it having the last word on various wheel size/disk brake/coffee machine/scottish independance threads. I might be dead, but at least I was right.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:47 am
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I like how God, an omnipotent being, needs 1600 days to do the paperwork for the apocalypse.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 6:49 am
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I was planning world domination, barely seems worth it now.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 7:12 am
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I shall again be wallowing in another day of self misery caused by my current illness. I wish I was working, or could ride a bike as I hate being bored. Still On the bright side, I suppose this might break up my day.

I'll wait until tomorrow to order my winter wheels though.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 7:13 am
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Off to the GP in 30 mins to get the result of a blood test. I'll not feel so bad if it's a terminal illness.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 7:15 am
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Stuck indoors still unable to walk properly - well who needs legs anyway if it all ends... (what time though as that bird on the property program is a bit tasty and I'd hate to miss her)


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 8:11 am
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I've got norovirus. The world can't end soon enough.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 9:58 am
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Damn. I've just been to Sainsburys and got a weeks shopping in! Still I'd better drink the litre of gin rather than make Sloe Gin now 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:03 am
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[i]“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen,” McCann said, although he did leave some room for error: “Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”[/i]

It must be great to be mental. Life would be so different.

I've actually got a "finding a job" advice meeting today, maybe I'll just not bother.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:10 am
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I've actually got a "finding a job" advice meeting today, maybe I'll just not bother.

Get a job as "Prophet of the impending Apocalypse"

There might be an unexpected vacancy advertised tomorrow.

Apparently, it's not that difficult and expectations of success seem to be pretty low... 😀


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:12 am
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I had chocolate cake for breakfast. I feel a bit sick but I wasn't sure how long I'd have to eat it.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:15 am
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Destroyed by fire eh!!!!! Its pissing down here so I think I will be ok!!!! 😀


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:16 am
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I'm going to ride to my favourite local pub for lunch. Hope to get a couple of pints in before it all-kicks off-like.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:22 am
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Sausage sarnie consumed, looking out of the office window I see no balls of fire nor even the slightest hint of "warmth" coming from anywhere near me, it's just damp and grey.
What do they call it in Scotland "dreek" or something ? well it's like that.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:28 am
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Dreich


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 10:30 am
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If God can destroy northeast Scotland with fire today, he'll be doing bloody well!

I did take the bike out for a spin tho, and rode it as if it was my last day on earth, survived, and had a great time 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 11:06 am
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If God can destroy northeast Scotland with fire today, he'll be doing bloody well!

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Posted : 07/10/2015 11:09 am
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I'm going to ride to my favourite local pub for lunch. Hope to get a couple of pints in before it all-kicks off-like.

Don't forget the peanuts and watch out for a friendly passing alien to give you a lift.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 11:10 am
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I'm going to ride to my favourite local pub for lunch. Hope to get a couple of pints in before it all-kicks off-like.

Don't forget the peanuts and watch out for a friendly passing alien to give you a lift

Hoopy! Do you know where your towel is?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 11:16 am
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Did they say when today? Only I bought a large pack of fig rolls and I'll need a lot of tea available to be able to eat them all.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 12:14 pm
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Team meeting tomorrow, so, fingers crossed 🙂


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 12:18 pm
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I'm off to withdrawal my money and spend it on coccaine, cigars and hookers!

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Posted : 07/10/2015 1:29 pm
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I bit into a chilli at lunchtime... it's the only fireball I've seen/felt all day today..

As is the weathers closed in here, proper yuk.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 1:32 pm
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😯 did I miss it?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 2:02 pm
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did I miss it?

No ...wait a minute....I'm looking out the window and there's an enormous ball of fire in the sky.....WE'RE DOOMED......AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHH!

Oh, hang on. It's gone behind a cloud again. Until next May probably.

Panic over. As you were...... 😳


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 2:10 pm
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It's already tomorrow in NZ - any updates from there whether the world has ended for them?


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 2:11 pm
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Hope it doesn't all kick off before the Great British Bake Off final is broadcast.


 
Posted : 07/10/2015 2:22 pm