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Warning: indirect Daily Mail link.
But overall the funniest thing I've read this morning. That generation really were built different.
I hope they land on their feet. Or, you know, in another million pound home.
Great work on the title there
Ultimately their entitlement is insane though and I am glad they got caught out.
Not against a good Daily Mail laugh but I refuse to accept cookies from 1300 partners!! 😳
The pihole is asking for overtime having to block 1300 partners spies.
The ground floor had a kitchen, island breakfast bar and home furnishings instead of a horse semen collection and analysis business.
You wouldn't want to mix that up. Not if it's porridge for breakfast.
Who was responsible for Dobbin them in?
Typical council enforcement decision - always hung up on semen antics....
Thats a load of cash to spunk.
Non Daily Heil BBC link
Yeah, but the BBC article is not nearly as much fun. I didn't realise how screwed up the archive link was. Let me try that again.
It doesn’t make sense to tear it down. I don’t want to go and live in a caravan. If we are chucked out, we will be having to rely on the state.
The horse-mad couple bought a house with an outbuilding and 17 acres of land for £100,000 in 1986.Mr Zielinski added: If we have broken the rules, we didn’t know the full ramifications.We did not get any advice from the planners along the way. The first we knew something was wrong was in 2020. There was not much communication. Don’t throw us out on the street.Somehow I think they'll manage to adapt to life on the streets.
Can the mods please give this thread a Trigger warning?
It's almost a shame that ignorance of the law is no defence. I almost feel sorry for them.
If only they had cum up with a better argument for the planning inspectors.
Thats a load of cash to spunk.
Maybe they saddled themselves with a load of debt.
In the mane they got what they deserved, though.
Thats a load of cash to spunk.
Which is also ironic as they should have been caching spunk.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha.
Bit of a hoof in the slats but I bet the naybours whinny be upset though.
There's a lot of folk here trying to stirrup gossip.
Hay there, some great puns, keep them coming.
Anyway, if they've fallen foal of the planning regs they should get their just deserts. Too late to do anything about it now, that horse has bolted, they must be having a right mare.
So STW goes the way of everything else, I expect there'll be more AI generated posts in the future...
What a pair of w*n*e*rs....
So STW goes the way of everything else, I expect there'll be more AI generated posts in the future...
If there's too much foaling around for you here, you should get off your high horse.
I wouldn't want to be bridled with all that debt and no sperm in the bank.
I wonder if the planning department were jockeying for who gets the honour of serving them the demolition notices
https://www.****/news/article-14727279/Couple-illegally-built-1million-home-instead-horse-breeding-clinic-ordered-tear-down.htm l" target="_blank" rel="noopener"> https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.****/news/article-14727279/Couple-illegally-built-1million-home-instead-horse-breeding-clinic-ordered-tear-down.html
Lower link should be DM free.
Love the sad face photo.
Reminds me of the house within a barn case.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-21064148
Compo face is a whole subreddit.
Anyway back to the puns...
Punishments that steep'll chase other people from doing the same.
The business failed as the horses were shooting blanks, so they had to just live in it
It shows just how farrier have to go sometimes to get the kind of home you want
My little Phoney... and...were there relatives involved as...
There's a big difference between getting your uncle to help Jack off a horse and, getting your uncle to help jack off a horse.
This line from the article needs updating as well:
A property owner has been told to demolish a stable converted into a home instead of a facility to analyse horse semen and house w*nkers.