If any of the online dating women are reading, you may look like me Mum, but my knackers don’t hang lower than me todger!
Posted : 01/03/2019 10:20 pm
a National Trust cream tea is the highlight of the week !
Posted : 01/03/2019 11:16 pm
You go a whole night without waking up for a piss and it’s something to celebrate
Posted : 01/03/2019 11:33 pm
And then you realise you posted exactly the same thing several hours ago
Posted : 01/03/2019 11:34 pm
Rantalian is the word I believe you may be looking for.
Posted : 02/03/2019 11:48 am
When you remember the GPO installing the phone. You had no choice about the colour either
Posted : 02/03/2019 12:30 pm
Your arms are too short to read a newspaper.
Posted : 02/03/2019 12:41 pm
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