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You still have a hangover at 5pm the day after 🙁
try still having a hangover 2 days later, that's when you are really ancient like me! 😯
I've avoided mine by staying drunk all day.
..........you stop drinking 🙁
Beer usually gives me a 60 hour migraine.
That gets old after a while.
You can no longer trust a fart.
You're older than the police and call the officer who stopped you 'son'...
You post under the name of TandemJeremy
....when you can blatantly stare at fit birds and they don't even know you are looking 🙂
...when you have to ask an Internet forum if it's ok to buy skinny jeans. 🙂
...when you have to [s]ask[/s] even think of asking an Internet forum if it's ok to buy skinny jeans.
😉
Last Friday I went out got rather drunk and was still asleep at 5pm.
I'm only 31... but it turns out we'd drunk 15 pints as well as the compulsory Jaegerbombs, sambucas, tequilas etc.
You realise you started riding mtb's 25 years ago...
... you open up this thread?
...........you replied to this thread
You have to buy a lawnmower 😕
Awwww... **** I'm old! 🙁 I'm only 31 and I'm old 🙁 I've not even had a mid-life crisis and I'm old. 😥
[i]I've not even had a mid-life crisis[/i]
I've had about five. I've just bought a cruiser, I'm not sure if that's another mlc or not. I'll think about it when I'm in hospital.
one of the guys you ride with was born after you past your driving test...
...you realise there are folks out there who don't know who John Wayne is!
you talk about how expensive things are these days (not pimpy bike stuff, but essential food items);
you invest in anti aging skin care when you turn 30, suddenly feeling old, and consider that it might be time to start wearing make up to work.
TSY, you really are the male me - same age, train 6 days a week, spinning, weights, yoga...its spooky! Do you also have a tattoo?
...the new bloke at work wasn't born when you left school.
You can easily pass for everyones dad when you ride at the skatepark.
... you have more hair on your back than on your head.
Do you also have a tattoo?
hahahaaa... I was going to post up here asking someone to design me one... a massive one for my back or torso to kick off my mid-life crisis!
...Your 8 yr old son doesn't know who Justin Timberlake is.
...you learnt to drive with only 4 gears.
Heh in that case i had my mid life crisis last year as i got mine when i was 30 😆
So what shall I get? 😆
Had an enforced day of rest today... sprained wrist in an accident yesterday. Jeez it's killed me. Felt like some sort of junky going cold turkey! Bring on RPM at 7:15 tomorrow morning.
when you go to see Simon Pegg's new movie "Paul" and you're the only one that gets the references to Star Wars and Close Encounters!
....you've become so hairy you could form a centre parting from the middle if your forehead, down your back, round your arse and all the way back to up under your nose 😆 😆 😆 8)
You don't buy it because it's not practical...
Power through it and back it up with more Stella!!!!!
I think you should start a thread, it would be amusing to see suggestions 🙂 I know a woman who turned 50 and got a red stiletto on her inner thigh. I'll need to work on my next one to make it a proper mid life crisis one as i like mine 🙄
Hope your wrist heals soon and you don't get cold sweats from going cold turkey!
TSY - are you really 31? I thought you were in your 40s?!! Not sure why though 🙂
I always feel old around my friend's son who is 18 and has pierced ear and goth tendencies, I'm only 10 years older than him but still feels a massive gap.
I definitely think I'll have a midlife crisis next year when I turn 30 🙁
If you only plan on living to 60, that's about right.
When it's your 58th birthday and you can't be arsed to go out in case it renews last night's hangover.
🙁
TSY - are you really 31? I thought you were in your 40s?!! Not sure why though
Must be because I come across as really mature, but yes, I am really 31 🙁
Time to start the mid-life crisis thread me thinks...
When the petrol consumption of your lawn mower concerns you.
...when you can't remember being 30 😕
60 sounds about right to me, I'll be happy if I get that far.
And yes TSY, it's because you come across as really mature 🙄
I used to like you.
What did I say? I agreed with you! You are getting sensitive in your old age 😆
It was the look on your face when you typed it, completely undermined the message.
Ooh it's enough to make a man flounce over to mumsnet.
You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.
You sh*g someone half your age and don't break any laws!
You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
I only pulled that face cos I wasn't wearing my glasses so I couldn't see proper. And the linky won't play on my phone 🙁
There was only 3 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever 5 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on
When you've spent two days in Marrakech and no-one has offered you combustibles.
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There was only [s]3[/s]2 tv channels and stll nothing to watch, you could play football in your street as there was only ever [s]5[/s]2 cars parked, cotter pins held your cranks on
FTFY
I'm 30 in 11 years...Does that help?
Not really emsz 😀
Ooh.. I got ID'd 2 weeks ago! 😀
LOL, I'm sort of looking forward to it though, beng a bit older, people take you more seriously, looking forward to house, car, cat; all that shit.
Then I can have a mid life crisis and shag Yeti!! LOL
*spat all over computer screen*
When should I put this in my diary?
a decade or so. 😀
I'll pencil you in.
You are aware that the average age for a midlife crisis is now 20, right?
😆
really? I hadn't heard that. May then?
I'll get back to you, might have to juggle a couple of commitments...
*wonders if Mr82 will be available to do some ironing in May*
Mr82?
Emma82's fella... he likes ironing apparently.
Ah, right. stimulating as this is, I'm going to bed. nighty night.
... you notice time is passing so quickly and with one blink that's one decade gone ... 😐
Occasionally you recall your childhood ...
...you don't have to worry about avoiding temptation...it has a habit of avoiding you!
Thank god I went to bed when I did, no way I want to get sucked into the sordid midlife crisis underworld that yeti exists in. Seeing as mine was 8 yrs ago if what you are saying is right yeti, does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively? 😛
Hmm, 8:15 the day after the day after. Still have hangover. Feel very old now
...does that mean I have to sleep with you retrospectively?
If getting some ink and sleeping with me is the new benchmark of mid-life crisis then so be it.
I'll even throw in a free 'I slept with TSY!' tattoo... 8)
How could a girl say no, pencil me in after Emsz, Ill have pink ink plz for me tat 🙂
I'm 30 in 11 years...Does that help?
Oh - yes it does. Thank you emsz.
*lights cigarette*
when your teeth fall out and your senses fade and your bowel and bladder are no longer under your control..
god I hate being in my 30s
I'm 42 and I am [i]far[/i] from the answer to life, the universe and everything.
I'll even throw in a free 'I slept with TSY!' tattoo...
Oi oi saveloy. I didn't get one of those, just a crummy badge with a pin that broke 🙁
No tv to luxury b&w tv. 1st colour one bought in our 20s 🙄
Bikes = handme downs, make your own bitsa, single speed, 3spd, 7spd, 8spd and now 9spd.
Bikes made by Royal Enfield, BSA 😯