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Posted : 23/05/2014 10:34 am
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A posh toilet is a lavatory, surely.


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:36 am
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Can anyone use those things without muttering "the force is strong in this one" under their breath?


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:36 am
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It's a trick. You're on Candid Camera!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:37 am
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it's not straight !

and the button isn't in the middle...

WTF !


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:37 am
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It's the camera that's not straight - hard to use one with only one free hand.


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:38 am
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@ bencooper... we in the Vader clan have no need to mutter!!!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:38 am
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The grammar is not correct on the sign.

Also, what weeksy said.

These facilities are not posh.

They merely have motion activated water closets.


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:38 am
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Surely it's when CFH offers you some cologne after wiping your arse for you?


 
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I wonder what percentage of the population know what a bezel is.

There's so mnay things in that picture to upset those who like order and symmetry.

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[i] motion activated water closets[/i]

ooh err.

I heard them called

"Poo stealing water chairs"

the other day which I thought was quite good ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:39 am
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Can anyone use those things without muttering "the force is strong in this one" under their breath?

And there was me thinking I was alone with that...


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:39 am
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It's like a HAL eye.

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. There's still phaal stuck to the basin.'


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:40 am
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And the plastic cover has come off a screw
Shonky attention to detail!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:41 am
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well as a confirmed Essex boy I have no need for grammar or levelness... however there is a screw cover missing and tacky plastic at that. where are the chromed half domes ones?
edit: beaten to it!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:43 am
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...the graffitti's in latin?


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:46 am
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Terrible font too. Very common.


 
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'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't let you leave. There's still phaal stuck to the basin.'
๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:48 am
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Terrible font too. Very common.
It's not somewhere I'd like to be Christened, for sure

(again ๐Ÿ˜ฅ )


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:49 am
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we need Jamie to do a ninja edit and place everything in order... straight, grammar, font everything. then I will send a copy to Hampshire council with a cover letter telling them that the Pedants of STW have spoken and this is how it should have been done!!! ๐Ÿ˜†


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:51 am
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Not that posh. Botched job of a sign. Symmetry sacrificed for easy of drilling through grout instead of tiles.

I like this one:

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Posted : 23/05/2014 10:51 am
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And shouldn't the butler look after issues like flushing?


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:52 am
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Surely if it was posh, it would be referred to as the cloakroom?


 
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It's like a HAL eye.

[url= http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon ]It could be worse![/url]


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:54 am
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those bogs aren't posh the grouts disgusting and the tiles are so 1990's !

Where on earth do you frequent ?

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and the Shelia's thrown in for the mix


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:56 am
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ninfan WTF!!!!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:57 am
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The cottagers use Waitrose bags


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 11:10 am
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Now thats toilet humour (heart attack grill - Las Vegas style)

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Posted : 23/05/2014 11:27 am
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posh?
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Posted : 23/05/2014 12:44 pm
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The poshest toilets I have tipped the trailer in...

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Which are in here...

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Posted : 23/05/2014 8:34 pm
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Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 8:40 pm
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and the Shelia's thrown in for the mix

Does she wipe your bum?


 
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Whatever happened to the boom industry that was blokes in pub/club/bar toilets handing out paper towels/aftershave/breath freshener while staring pointedly at a saucer laden with pound coins?

Does the industry still exist, or did it retrench?

known as bog trolls

Does she wipe your bum?

if you want...


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:02 pm
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@bigbutslimmerbloke:
Millport?


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:20 pm
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close - Rothesay


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:45 pm
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Poshest bog I've been in is at Claridges. Took my (now) wife there for afternoon tea.


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:54 pm
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Ahh, drat. Must have forgotten to fill in the 'log book' that day.


 
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Am I the only one wondering whether the bathroom in BigButSlimmerBloke's pic is actually the entrance to the chamber of secrets?

(apologies for the pun)


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:57 pm
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There are black marble toilets like BBSB's pictures in Cardiff. Bit scruffy now though.

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Anyway - those force-enabled flushers are common. And annoying - impossible to get through a dump without them going off at least three times.


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 9:58 pm
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No response yet from CFH to Drac's post...


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:14 pm
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lord mayor of London's pad has urinals with angled perspex shields to protect your feet from back splash. Thats living the dream right there!


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 10:43 pm
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is it when the bloke next to you actually washes his hands before leaving


 
Posted : 23/05/2014 11:15 pm
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You know you're not in a posh toilet when the average user of said facilities needs a sign to point out how to work the fairly obvious toilet mechanism... ๐Ÿ˜†

The best toilet signs in the world are in Thailand.

Variations of this are fairly commonplace...!

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Posted : 23/05/2014 11:21 pm
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The best toilet signs in the world are in Thailand.

Variations of this are fairly commonplace...!


It's because of signs like that there's been a military coup!
As regards the OP, that ain't posh, there's so many ways it's a cheapskate operation. The sensor isn't exactly in the middle of the tile, neither is the sign, they've used cheap screws with plastic covers on, instead of chrome-plated brass domes.
Shoddy workmanship, they should be ashamed of themselves!


 
Posted : 24/05/2014 1:41 am
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My droids weren't the ones it was looking for.


 
Posted : 24/05/2014 4:00 am
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This was in a bar in Prague. Wazzing produced a delightful citrus aroma.

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Posted : 24/05/2014 4:18 am
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We installed wave on controls into the prison cell en suits so there not that posh.


 
Posted : 24/05/2014 9:24 am
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Poshest bog I've been in is at Claridges. Took my (now) wife there for afternoon tea.

<Insert obvious joke about the cafeteria being full>


 
Posted : 24/05/2014 9:51 am