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Getting the clippers out to cut your hair you have to run it over your ears as well and you have to check your eyebrows to see if they need clipping at the same time.
🙁
LOL
You know when you are getting old when your knees wake up 10 minutes after the rest of you (and older when your bladder wakes up 10 minutes before).
when you have to scroll down'n'down'n'down'n'down to reach your DOB on an online form 😕
You hear your favourite song playing in the lift
The length of my nasal hair worries me. I've taken to measuring each one I pull out and the record is sitting at 14mm.
Why would I ever need 14mm nasal hair!
23,
nose hair - check
oversized eyebrows - check
5 o'clock shaddow by 9am - check
When in order to get up from the sofa you have make a "uuuuppppp" noise, and equally you can't sit down with going "ahhhhhhhh".
I have one - just one - mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?
lol @ nickc
I've never understood ear hair. I don't have it (yet) and really hope I never do. Already have my old man's eyebrows with the one random piece of wire sticking out like an antenna in each one.
TandemJeremy - Member
I have one - just one - mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?
It's an aerial. [b]They[/b] are reading your brain waves.
Tin foil hats on lads.
you become grandad ton................ 😀
You know you are getting old when..... You start agreeing with TJ!!
Ear hair tickles when you go fast on your bike...
When clipping my own hair, it now takes markedly less time to do the top than it did when I did it first, five or six years ago...
when you go to a club in Newcastle and think everyone in there looks about 15, or maybe they were
either way, even the 90 pence pints of stella didn't make me feel younger 🙁
When you use a phrase like "there's no good music been realeased since about 1997"
bigyinn - Member
You know you are getting old when..... You start agreeing with TJ!!
*feels younger than his years all of a sudden*
😉
When you go back to college and realise that you're old enough to be your classmates dad. Grim 😕
..... You ask silly questions like "Partying all night -WHY?" "...why do people start so late, then stay up to 3am or so?"
When you have to choose between expending your energy on either a ride or sexy time with the missus on a sunday morning, when before it used to be sexy time, then a ride.
When newly elected MPs are younger than you... WTF is happening to me?
instead of moaning about old people on the bus, you start moaning about noisy kids on the bus,
When you call a copper sonny.
When you're preference of pub becomes a quite local rather than those that play the music to loud.
You know you're old when:
The candles on the cake cost more than the cake itself.
You choose your cereal for the fibre and not for the toy to be found inside.
When broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change mysteriously swap places.
When.... oh, I can't remember.
IGMC - except, where did I put it?
A Welsh lady did call me 'bach' the other day tho so it's not all bad. Mind you, she was about 100.
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You're looking at a porn flick, and you think: "That bed looks comfy"
(I think this is Jack Dee - correct me anyone)
I have one - just one - mad eyebrow hair that grows up to 30+ mm WTF is that all about?
Jesus TJ, I have one of those. Over my left eye. Mrs deadly's always trying to get at it. Complete ninja eyebrow...grows straight out of my forehead instead of in line with the rest and about twice as long as it's conformist comrades. I call it my "guardianista" eyebrow.
But dahlinks! you're never too old to have a happy childhood
when all your children have retired.
My Gran said this when it happened she is in her 90's
When you still call pubs names they haven't been called in years.
when news readers on the telly box are younger than you
You start having to pluck your chin as well as your eyebrows 🙁
i miss my mad eyebrow hair (just the one), Doris plucked it when i was distracted.
i've thought about this 'you know you're old when' thing, and i think i'll consider myself old when i know and care what my cholesterol level is.
.....when you keep odd offcuts of wood in the shed as they might come in useful "one day"
...when you stop trusting farts.
I too have over active eybrow growth, being 32 this does concern me as the extra long ones al seem to be blonde as opposed to the brownish colour they normally are, how strange
When you accidentally erase all your contacts from your phone 😳
............... and i think i'll consider myself old when i know and care what my cholesterol level is.
Don't say that! I have just got the results of my cholesterol levels and they are high and I am concerned
your 22 and the dr says there is too much hair in your ears so i cant see the infection...best ring the swine flu hotline
When you have to push when taking a piss 😯
[i]You choose your cereal for the fibre and not for the toy to be found inside.[/i]
True but also you remember when they put toys in cereal. I think they stopped putting toys in cereal...in fact they must have stopped as my kids would fight like wild banshees to get to the toy if they still put them in cereal.
When you go into Lush for a £20 gift voucher. The shop assistant tells you they only sell £5 and £10 vouchers and you're happy because now you've got something to complain about
When you don't have to push when taking a piss, in fact more often, it's a struggle to hold it back because you had a nice cup of tea 10 minutes ago
Daily Mail headlines start to make sense
The opician says you should think about bifocals and you take offence narrowly avoiding the use of the words "young man" in the following rant. So upset and offended by this you go for a pint, only to realise that you have to peer over your glasses because your close up vision is so piss-poor that you can't even see the money in your own hand.
...you become Victor Meldrew 🙁
..and in every discussion regarding age, you can't help but point out that back in your day, Wagon Wheels were the size of your head, whereas nowadays you can fit a whole one in your mouth,
..and once every so often, you accidentally use words like nowadays
...when you deliberately call a SNICKERS a MARATHON just to make a point that renaming chocolate bars is yet another example of Europe messing with our lives.
Lol, and still refer to them as Opal Fruits. Er not Marathons though, that would be foolish.
...when a broad mind and a narrow waist swap places.
When you get a subscription to Which, actually read it, keep back issues and refer to them when you need a new toaster.
Your daughter asks what LPs are.
Old eh? Old ???
I'll tell you about old m'laddy.....
Old is when you think Playboy magazine is for paedophiles.... when 40 year old women look attractive to you.... when sleep attacks you the moment you get home from work... when stuff you have had in the wardrobe for 20 years becomes cool again, but ironically won't then fit anymore... when you get your Lenny the Lion Esso coins out in response to the news that we might get the world cup again.... when you know what a tigers tail is about.... when you remember the time when we had colonies all over the world.... when you talk about Rhodesia..... when you realise that caning is something people now pay for ..... when you ask a copper where he keeps his whistle... sonny...... when you still know how to adjust rod brakes... when cotter pins are still in your toolbox... when you see Paul Nicholas on telly and think blimey he's aged .....
Theres more, but I've got to do some work at some point
True but also you remember when they put toys in cereal. I think they stopped putting toys in cereal...in fact they must have stopped as my kids would fight like wild banshees to get to the toy if they still put them in cereal.
Ahh, that's why I don't buy cereals any more. No toys. Despite what they say in the adverts, I've never found the snap, crackle, pop to be that entertaining. Bring back the choking hazards I say. I really had no idea they'd stopped that.
I saw Paul Nicholas yesterday and thought he looked a little thinner on top 😯
...and kinder eggs, they used to have really cool toys with moving parts, now it's just little figures
When you argue with complete strangers on a forum about trivial things.
When you contribute to a forum titled "You know you're old when.."
when you see a pair of coduroys and you think 'ummm they don't look too bad actualy'
& I nearly bought some nose hair clippers the other day.
When new recruits are born after you joined the RAF
As a teacher, when you find you're teaching kids who are the age of the grandchildren of kids you taught when you first started. Nowadays, that happens after about 25 years in the job.
I agreed with G!!!
Your face finally looks older than your scrotum!
when 40 year old women look attractive to you....
Well, I was watching Kate Humble this evening, and I was thinking, you don't actually want to know what I was thinking. But you can guess, right? Sorry, I've been a very naughty boy... 😳