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it is dimly lit with torches.

to the right is a chest,in front of you is a table with some items.

to the right is a door.

on the floor appears to be a dead warrior.

what do you do next?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:01 pm
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turn out the lights and fondle the chest


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:04 pm
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Go looking for a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:05 pm
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"STOP FONDLING ME! screams the chest ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:05 pm
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Press eject?
Type "Echo"?
Dust off some "basic" manuals?

More realistically, mix a verb and a noun and possibly a direction!

If it was Valhalla, tell Mary what you were going to do to her and await punch ๐Ÿ™‚

That video is brilliant below!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:07 pm
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Thought this was gonna be Falconhoof


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:07 pm
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The first rule of STW D&D club is you don't talk about STW D&D club.

The second rule is you don't...


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:08 pm
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Go south


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:09 pm
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can I be a dwarf?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:10 pm
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that video is fantastic ๐Ÿ˜€


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:12 pm
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i haven't thought this through tbh.had only thought of the intro. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

how the hell do people play d & d e.t.c


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:14 pm
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Is there a tree which sounds like Nicholas Cage?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:15 pm
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Walk North.
[i]I don't understand walk.[/i]
Go North.
[i]I don't understand go.[/i]
NORTH
[i]What do you want to do with North?[/i]
Just **** ing go North!
[i] I don't understand go.[/i]
Open chest.
....
....
[i] You open the chest and a troll crawls out and eats you.
Play again Y/N [/i]
N


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:18 pm
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Ha ha I love Limmy's show


 
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Posted : 26/02/2014 9:19 pm
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Look at Table


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:19 pm
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Roll on Elder scrolls Online, actually no, im far too old for that rubbish, aren't I?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:20 pm
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Go looking for a maze of twisty little passageways, all alike.

I wouldn't. You're likely to be eaten by a Grue.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:21 pm
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am going to see if i can learn to play D & D online (always wanted to tbh).

if it's good enough for vin disel ... ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:23 pm
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Leeeeerooooy Jeeeenkins!


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 9:38 pm
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I would turn to page 58.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:13 pm
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Watch the Beatles?


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:15 pm
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Lols @ CFH and sc-xc

And as Im being generous, timidwheeler too


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:16 pm
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Sit down, and start singing about gold.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:20 pm
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kill everyone again just in case, then make another cup of tea


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:26 pm
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Elder Scrolls Online you say?

I have a spare key for this weekends Beta.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:27 pm
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need to finish off Skyrim first, very late to the party, anyway as it's early in this half of the world I may have misread the title "You are in a caravan" which would make a much better start...


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:40 pm
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Thanks Drac but I'm in already. ๐Ÿ™‚


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 10:44 pm
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Posted : 26/02/2014 11:04 pm
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Sit down, and start singing about gold.

I nearly cheered in the cinema when Thorin did that.


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 11:20 pm
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Drac, I'd love to take that key if it's going spare? Email in profile.

Cheers


 
Posted : 26/02/2014 11:30 pm
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I'll sort that now Crell.


 
Posted : 27/02/2014 1:11 am
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@Cody and Cougar:

[url= http://solearther.tumblr.com/post/38456362341/thorin-sits-down-and-starts-singing-about-gold ]http://solearther.tumblr.com/post/38456362341/thorin-sits-down-and-starts-singing-about-gold[/url]


 
Posted : 27/02/2014 1:12 am
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Oh, that's fabulous.


 
Posted : 27/02/2014 1:19 am
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Use the tools in the chest to fix the ****ed Mitsubishi.


 
Posted : 27/02/2014 11:45 am