...build a 6ft cock and balls out of snow in my neighbours garden?
Yeah!!!
BUT we must have pics!! 8)
do it!
Not acceptable IMO.
Needs to be at least 7ft. Noob.
Oh and pics deffo.
you had better be in the neighbour's garden right now.
Just where would you find a 6ft tall cock to model it on though? 😉 😀
very childish imho.....................
do it.. 8)
We did that years ago whilst "working" on site. Our cock was only 4ft as we didn't like to brag, built right at the end of the trench we'd just dug and on top of a spoil pile - so not hard to miss then.
Anyway, this consultant was on their way to check the work etc. Only turned out to be a middle ages woman! 😀
She (and we) didn't know where to look until she said "nice snow cock lads" 😳
Bastard - that's not fair - it's ****ing powder. There is an 8ft flaccid penis with some rather large nads on their grass instead.
Flacid ok,
Erect, will be seen as sexual and an insult to somebody,(jobsworth)expect prosecution,and name and shame in local paper,appearance on breakfast tv, and lots of detail on the internet.
Fame for rest of your life.
project...how the hell do you build a flaccid cock out of snow??????
SORRY...but the question needs asking!!
Wait until spring and use weedkiller instead.
Bastard - that's not fair - it's **** powder. There is an 8ft flaccid penis with some rather large nads on their grass instead.
Good effort
Mrs 83 spotted a massive snow-peenor on a roundabout near Framlingham at the weekend. Apparently the nutsack and bellend were decently rendered but the pubage left a lot to be desired.
😛
Knob stuff is like farts always raises some boyish titters.
I chuckled as someone had written a the nasty word which must not be said that describes a females lady bits in the snow in front of a surveying company and it was mahoosive. We made a snowman who we said was our chief, he really liked it until we put a knob on it's head 😆
Off topic somewhat. But I remember the morning of our uni open day the turf on the main lawn being replaced thanks to someone spraying an abbreviated version of 'S****horpe' on the grass.
Last March in the snow, some blokes lovingly crafted a woman on all fours being, erm, entertained from behind by a large snowman.
It was great, but I think after a day or so, some do-gooding bores came along and wrecked it.
Somebody think of the children - that kinda thing.
boyish titters.
You mean moobs?
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Yes. Did one in my brothers garden years ago. The thaw came gradually & this thing seemed to take forever to disappear. His Wife knocked it over eventually cos her Mum was visiting. 🙂