[Closed] Worst song ever...

I can't even bring myself to type the song name but it's by Natasha Bedingfield. Makes me physically ill.

Thing is.. love [i]is[/i] a roller coaster! Literally.

R Kelly.. I Believe I Can Fly.
Utter sheeite.

Bryan adams - everything I do....

Hey Jude. A 7 minute song with 4 mins of "na na na nan a nan na". And Macca screaming.

Bryan adams – everything I do….

You mean everything he does?

Robbie Williams - that Russian thing.

Oasis well just oasis.

American Pie

DezB's playlist. 😁

"Shan de le ear" by Sia is pretty awful

DezB’s playlist.

Thank ****.

Thing is.. love is a roller coaster! Literally.

Any more of that talk and we'll start calling you Debz again

Imagine. Lennon.

Wibbly piffle.

Imagine. Lennon.

Wibbly piffle.

Oh yes and I'll raise you The Beatles.

Anything by AC/DC. Or Meatloaf.

It's Friday. It's Friday.

Imagine. Lennon.

It's in a dead heat with Hotel California

Prefab Sprout: The King of Rock 'n' Roll

Good call on Rubbish Kelly, but I find most of the grime genre irksome.

any beatles song. just pooh

Umbrella by diarrhoehannah.

DezB owns Drac

(is that what the kidz say?)

I wouldn't call any of the above shite I think anyone who can write and make music and have sold so many records deserves some credit and I couldn't put acdc or the Beatles or sia etc on any list as long as Bieber is still able to open his mouth.

Tumba thumper or whatever it was valled by chombawomba fair pist me off for the 3 months they were around

Natasha Bedingfield.

Not her brother then and "if you're not the one"? It's like he took all the shittest most obvious bits of all the shittest love songs in existence and mashed them all together in mega vomit cringe fest of ****ing bullshite.

Shang a Lang - Bay City Rollers

or just maybe, Waterloo - ABBA

This. End of thread.

Great sentiment. Truly awful execution.

75 million views. WT actual F?

Earthsong by Michael Jackson was pretty poor.

Chumbawumba have been around for ages, i supported them in 86; TubThumping was an exception.

But seriously, can none of you remember the sh!te that appeared in the 70s & 80s?
For example, Joe Dolce “shaddapa ya face”; The Birdy Song; anything by Chad ‘n’ Dave; Disco; The Nolans?

any beatles song. just pooh

And that’s just utter bollocks.

For example, Joe Dolce “shaddapa ya face”

Yes, but that was meant to just be a bit of silly fun, not a serious song. All that hippie-folk-psychelic-prog rock crap from the 60s and 70s was meant to be taken seriously when it was really just a bunch of pretentious art school dicks sitting around masturbating about how cool they thought they were. Punk and heavy metal were ridiculous, but at least they saved us from prog rock.

Oh, and Billy Joel sucks too, in case anyone forgot.

Chirpy chirpy cheap cheap

Anything by Barry Manilow

Imagine by Lennon.
The Frog Chorus by Macca.

Both dire.

And that baby crying thing by Stevie Wonder.

Thank ****.

Good point.

The Russians take the biscuit when it comes to seriously demented pop music.

Here's my entry, its ludicrously NSFW so I wont embed the video.

You have been warned

KLF justified and ancient. The line. “ they’re justified and ancient and they drive “Ice cream vans” still makes me laugh !!

Spin Doctors - Two Princes

I will always love you - Whitney Houston

Anything with Sean Paul in it.

I will always love you – Whitney Houston +1

And anything of that genre, it is just going up and down scales to prove they can rather than having a tune.

Lighthouse Family, all of it.

Anything by these two, literally anything from their back catalogue or anything that’s whizzing around the space between their ears..Dull, whiny, monologues..

Lovely Day - Bill Withers. It's like he had an extra couple of minutes to fill at the end so simply repeated Lovely Day until time was up and he could go home.

Licence To Kill - Beverly Knight. She does this tuh thing on the end of kill so it sounds like Licence To Kilt. Bugs the crap out of me.

Anything by Ricky Gervais and his whining self analysing navel gazing single prop sounding drivel..

I have a reggae instrumental ( but not Dub) cover of bridge over troubled waters. Its dire!

Shine A Light by Bryan Adams.

Abhorrent, repetitive mess.

Anything by Ricky Gervais

Have you noticed there’s some advert using the joke song (the real) Ricky Gervais used in The Office? Like it’s a proper song! Crazy basterds.
(something to do with Freeway)(I have to unremember awful music for my own sanity)

Simply the Best by Tina Turner.

It gives me the uncontrollable rage every time I accidentally hear it.

My worst?

THIS!

Wake up by the Boo Radleys, makes me feel unwell.

I dash to turn off the radio as soon as I sense Courtney Barnett is about to start one of her moany recitations of her to do list or her shopping list.

Anything by Simply Red. I shudder just typing their name. I could never tire of punching Mick Hucknall for his repeated crimes against music.

Macarthur park .

It's amusing the number of your worst songs that go down really well when I pick up a guitar. I spent an evening in a Compostelle albergue with an international group of all ages. The ones people joined in with were the Beatles; Here comes the Sun, Norwegian Wood, Hard Day's night and When I'm 64 (bass line played on a classical guitar). Greenday; American Idiot, Basket Case, Good Riddance. Oasis; Don't Look Back in Anger (best response of the evening), Live Forever, Whatever and WONDERWALL!

It’s amusing the number of your worst songs that go down really well when I pick up a guitar

Perhaps they appreciate you murdering them

Judge for yourself

Would you like me to record Wonderwall?

Anything by Meat Loaf will have me instantly reaching for the off switch (apart from his contribution to Rocky Horror).

Anything by Adele. The woman is tone deaf and can't sing. When she wants to raise the power she just shouts louder. .

Freebird. Oh and that song by Bruce Springsteen. There is only one isn't there?

Kylie and Jason - Especially For You deserves at least a dishonourable mention in this category along with Rick Astley. Songs that defined an era and sold millions of copies though so who am I to say worst (other than someone who happens to not like that sort of thing).

I bet if a Rick Astley fan went through my metal collection they'd find some nominations of their own that they felt strongly about - although they'd be wrong of course!

Shania Twain - Man, I feel like a woman

‘A Whole New World’ - Katie Price and Peter Andre.

Bon Jovi or any other hair rock shire from the 80’s.

Chacaron Macaron

Man, I feel like a woman

OK, but which Shania Twain tune don't you like

I’ve found another absolute cracker... Cowboy Chords rejoice 🤪🤐

This has a great arrangement, it’s fairly generic, well mastered and the production is probably too smushy.. She sings it well, well enough for me to want to throw any kind of playing device out of a window..

Blargh!!!!

No she isn’t.

Anything by this lot of sappy so and so’s..

I detest manufactured bands, maybe these weren’t I don’t honestly know but dear God they sure sound like a group of spotty teenagers in the school band that everyone hated. Quite how they became “popular” is beyond my simple comprehension.

And this song, holly Mother of all Evils...

Agadoo and any rugby song derived from it or any of that sort of thing.

Surely it can't be as bad as this version by Hear say.

shit lyrics, no ability to sing.

Approx 98.9% of all songs ever.

And....Do you knowit's Christmastime? At all?

I think that was totally the point ^^

🤣🥳🤣🥳

Rolling Stone ranked "God Save the Queen" number 175 on its list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time[18] and it is also one of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 500 Songs that Shaped Rock and Roll.[19] It was Sounds magazine's Single of the Year in 1977.[20] In 1989, it was eighteenth in the list of NME writers' all-time top 150 singles.[21] Q magazine in 2002 ranked it first on its list of "The 50 Most Exciting Tunes Ever..."[22] and third on its list of "100 Songs That Changed The World" in 2003

Pistols songs are ace, almost everyone everywhere has heard them. The opening riffs get people leaping. I slipped Pretty Vacant into a set in a trendy blues bar, the boss of the club was pissed off, the audience loved it.

shit lyrics, no ability to sing

Just heard from Johnny, he’s inconsolable 😭

Just remembered...... Gangsters paradise

Lady Marmalade.

Rock DJ.

“Pistols songs are ace”
Amen to that.
I sing the lyric “I am an Antichrist” at least once a day..