[Closed] World's most disgusting substances?

tuna
week old protein shake

marmite

Baked Beans

fox c%ap, when Monty rolls in it

beta-mercaptoethanol

Red Bull

Fox crap - seconded, my god its awful CKone for dogs!

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Kidney or liver

thomthumb -tinned tuna shirley?

backed up sewage drains

Custard. 😥

Rotten potato always makes me wretch

mushy peas

week old protein shake

+1. Nothing yet has beaten this in my book of grim substances.

A small fish pushed into a half empty bottle of milk (props for a still life class we were doing) then left in the college art studio over the Christmas holidays.

The smell lives with me 20+ years on...

depends on the circumstances - remember the foot and mouth carry on a few years back? a farm labourer contracted it. What happened was a cow had died of foot and mouth while the farm was quarantined. A couple of weeks later, workers were allowed on the farm and one job was to remove this now swollen cow's corpse. Unfortunately, when they tried to move it, it exploded due to "internal gasses". Farm labourer took ill shortly afterwards. Apparently, when the cow exploded, he "ingested" some of the "material".

Now make no mistake, i eat dead cow myself, but that's really gross.

Fox or badger shit, wins hands down. Nothing smells quite as like it.

Piers Morgan +1

Blue blood.

discharge

Blue Waffles... google if you dare.

spray mount

Are you in there Mr Hill?

MDMA before you've swallowed it. After it's great

The Southern Yeti - Member
Blue Waffles... google if you dare.

Don't, really don't 😥

But it wins though doesn't it Mr Dodger?
It's really disgusting... just imagine going d....

Cat shit, after it's been eaten by a ladrador and thrown back up again
At 6am, 🙁

Dog poo.

The Southern Yeti - Member
But it wins though doesn't it Mr Dodger?

Especially as I'm halfway through a lunchtime bowl of moules 😕

Pah... compared with the fragrance of a retrieved tampon which has been "forgotten" for a week or two that is nothing.

Babies first nappy - horrible beyong belief - gets everywhere

Freshly tipped over portaloo is somewhat unpleasant. I don't recommend going within 100 paces of such a stench. I'd imagine that the burst cow and "sanitary" ❓ product might be worse though.

My lunch which I just vommed up having googled "blue waffle".

human excrement (AKA piers morgan)

Politicians.

Eggs.

Durian

That solidified fat and rotten food mix you get in the sewers under chinatown has a hell of a reputation.

in my first job we spent a couple of months half filling a 10 litre container with left over bits of drink and food. All sorts went in there tea, coffee, cola, milk, bits of fruit, sandwich fillings basically anything that someone wanted to sacrifice from their lunch. It then got forgotten about for a couple of years until we had a clear out. That was the second most disgusting substance in the world. Obviously the first would be Piers Morgan.

When I got home from work the other day, I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom.

For the love of all that's sacred, why?

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

Sure he wasn't trying to, erm, self fellate perchance? 😆

I'd have rather that had been the excuse.

I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom

How does he pick his nose?

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re. the portaloo. we rocked one back and forth with our 'mate' in it one NYE up town. he came out with shit and piss soaked trousers. his night ended at about eight o'clock.

When I got home from work the other day, I found one of the stepsons trying to smell his own bottom.

For the love of all that's sacred, why?

coffee.

Another vote for fox poop...evil,evil stuff

and the urban myth of rubbing tomato ketchup on before washing a labrador that has rolled in fox poop does not work, it just makes a hell of a mess. 🙄

radishes

Ah, the joys of DMSO 😕

😯 This thread is full of wholesome goodness. 😆

Cottage cheese.

Vile.

bongwater and

anchovy paste

YUK!

Whatever was in the drain at the workshop which was making the 'smell' until I capped a pipe, smelt like someone had laid a cable somewhere 😯

Oh my!!! I was stupid enough to google blue waffles. I think I have to go for a ride now before I can eat again!

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The Rat that crawled into my oven and electricuted itself under the hotplate.

The rat that must have been warmed over and over again every time we cooked.

Imagine my surprise when I took the oven apart to find what the smell was and found [i]that [/i]. Bloody cats - at least finish the job

Lager ,or at least the crap sold in most pubs here.Now Leffe on the other hand.....

TSY what were you looking for when you found blue waffles?

Spaff, gets stuck to yer underpants n hard to scrub off b4 gf or mother sees it! 😐

Z11 DMSO has its own sweet smell,I remember painting a lad with generalised herpes with it in about 1981,before Acyclovir,and similar civilised drugs.

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[i]Oh my!!! I was stupid enough to google blue waffles.[/i]

Mmmm possible new thread subject ...things you wish you hadn't googled

Exploding week dead badger.
In years gone by I'd regularly "strim" our field with a 6hp machine. Boy does that fling dog sh** in your face. Funnily enough fresh strimmed toad is worse>

blue waffles = shit on the internet for gullible people.

Vegetables. Non alcholic beers. Old EP90 oil.

Jetwashing a helideck drain and guttering that was blocked with 10 years worth of old guano.

gangrene & putrefacation are pretty good, smell stays in your nostrils for hours

Old peoples wee.

TSY what were you looking for when you found blue waffles?

Blue waffles.

Next up on the 'dare you google' adventure is 'Eel Enema'.