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The other half has had two days lunches pinched from the fridge at work. Both were home made dishes so not really a case of mistaken identity.
Help me convince her to cook up a "special" batch. Anyone got any blackmarket picolax?
Spike some sarnies with rat poison.
14 chillis with seeds via a blender picolax cross napalm
Make a Pedigree Chum pie or a Whiskers sandwhich...
anti-theft lunch bags
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That's a neat idea big butt slim bloke.
Ooh yes ...
LEFTOVER CHUM PIE !
+1 Dog food sambwich or stew, just don't develop a taste for it 🙄
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People throw out stuff that looks like that though.
Sxxe sandwich
Spike some sarnies with ground up glass.
Hydrochloric acid in a drinks bottle.
Nail bomb in luchbox.
A cat meat sandwich would be a good one.
Candygram...
I once downed a shot glass full of Dave's Insanity Sauce as a forfeit. My guts haven't been the same since 😕
I'd stick my lunch in a lockable bag of some kind
Or create a normal meal, but place a sticker on the plate which is covered by the food, then play some mind games with the caption on the sticker 😉
'I know what you have eaten'
'want to know where the antidote to the poison you have just eaten is?'
'go I dare you to eat tomorrow's too, if you make it in that is?'
Start using a lockable cash box to carry your lunch in 8)
Equine laxatives FTW.
When I was in halls of residence I found a little green food dye made my milk last longer.
I did similar when I worked in a cinema. We used to keep our own bottles of Coke in the staff room fridge, and despite labelling them with names someone else was drinking them.
They stopped that when I filled my bottle with the dregs from the drinks cups from the cinema screens I'd just cleaned. 😀
The problem with making food look bad is people toss it out.
I've had a few food thieves over the years. Other than honeypot traps, one thing I found to be effective was to stop writing my name on it and write a Director's name instead.
Looking at the above - laxatives [u]and[/u] hot chilli would seem to be the obvious "gift that gives twice".
Make the thieving scumbag cry twice, both ends.
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Perhaps try to cobble together an exploding dye lunchbox, similar to those things the banks use with [s]their[/s] our money.
"CONTAINS CHEESE MADE FROM MY BREAST MILK"
"CONTAINS CHEESE MADE FROM MY BREAST MILK"
I don't believe you, Brian.
The pictures remind me of an anecdote once told to us at school by my French teacher.
Chap is enjoying a pint in a pub on his own one evening when he realises needs to go to the loo. Worried that someone might steal his drink, he leaves a note next to the glass. (Apologies for spelling / grammar, it's been a while)
"Je me craché dans cette bier."
(Roughly, I've spat in this beer)
On his return, he finds the note has been amended by an unknown hand,
"Moi aussi."
Add some man mayo to a sandwich then let it be known later in the afternoon after it has been eaten.
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Great book on a similar subject!
Add some man mayo to a sandwich then let it be known later in the afternoon after it has been eaten.
This.
With a photograph of you 'in the act' at the bottom of the dish under the food 😆
I would actually put some pooh in it and take pictures of the pooh going in.
Pictures on fridge door next day.
You could try that famous Wayne's World Chinese dish...
Cream of Sum Yung Giy
I once caught a fridge food thief.. When I grabbed him, he started crying and told me he'd just received some tragic news. He was diagnosed with terminal cancer. I felt terrible and let him go...
It was a lie !!!! Who lies about such things !!
A few very hot chillies at the very minimum rubbed over the packaging! Just hope they rub their eyes!!!
er, a communal fridge food thief.
dont use the fridge, dont use the kettle or microwave, dont join a t-bar - saved me untold grief over the years.
Slip a 4" nail inside a jumbo sausage.
dont join a t-bar
WTF is a t-bar?
Slip a 4" nail inside a jumbo sausage.
There's probably websites for that sort of thing.
Got hold of a good dose of viagra. That should make for an interesting afternoon 🙂
t bar - the group purchase of tea/coffee/milk through a regular weekly donation per person.
oh but ignore my suggestions, ive since been told my job is gone 🙁 well not gone, just split up so it can be done by two people