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[Closed] WMD Instructions needed urgently

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Bought a new laptop battery @ £70 from Gadget Batteries Ltd. Spec from their website was 7800 mAh. They delivered one at 6900mAh. Naturally they do not respond to my e-mails etc etc.****ing Barstewards

Looking for instructions on how to construct a "dirty" nuclear device that I can drop through their letterbox. Alternatively, a recipe for Ricin, Anthrax or any similar chemical agent with atrocious toxic properties would be helpful.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:06 pm
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MI5 will be visiting you in the small hours.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:08 pm
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jolly rogers cook book is what your wanting
aka the anarchists handbook.
its full of that kind of thing.
its also now illegal to own a copy.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:12 pm
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Oops
Someone at the door


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:13 pm
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crikey, what do you do when they forget to empty your bins?? 😯


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:20 pm
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Anthrax is not a chemical agent. You obviously haven't got a clue about WMD. So I suggest that it would be rather dangerous for you to try to build a WMD - leave such matters in the safe hands of professional terrorists. Consider shooting them instead.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:21 pm
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Legally, they must give you a full refund if you return it within 14 days. No reason needed.

You should be able to get your postage costs back too since it's not as described.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:33 pm
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But Flappy,

If I send it back what guarantee do I have that they will refund me. I prefer the mindless violence approach


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:43 pm
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that's serious escalation - if you do that for a 10% deficit in battery capacity, you'd have to destroy the planet if someone hit you 🙁


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 8:44 pm
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I don't take no prisoners


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 9:00 pm
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Paid by credit card? Raise a dispute with the card company

Alternatively, some baking powder in an envelope with some made up arabic-style writing should be good for a laugh.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 9:52 pm
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anarchists coobook is largely full of rubbish.

Some kid in the US built a small nuclear bomb from the internals of smoke alarms!


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 10:15 pm
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Can't you just phone them, wouldn't it be easier?

Gadget Batteries Limited
The Romany Centre (Unit H3)
Wareham Road
Holton Heath, POOLE,
Dorset, BH16 6JL
Tel: 01202 620333
Fax: 01202 632444


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 10:38 pm
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"The Romany Centre"??? 😯


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 10:42 pm
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Alternatively, some baking powder in an envelope with some made up arabic-style writing should be good for a laugh.

As far as I'm aware, the vast majority of Anthrax 'attacks' have been by Catholics/Pro-Life supporters, on abortion clinics.

Not a lot of Arab involvement in those ones.


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 10:49 pm
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Do they do drives as well? 🙂


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 10:57 pm
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Sandwich, how very dare you! I simply recognized the address from a previous client...off to bed with you and your bigotry!!! 😀


 
Posted : 08/06/2009 11:00 pm