[Closed] Will I die?

faggedabaaatit

Does it smell like you wouldn't want to eat it?

Trust your nose.

You'll be fine.

As long as you don't eat it

will you die.....Yes but more likely in a horrific prius battery exploding fireball resulting in a massive carbon emission rather than as a result of heating a slightly "lively" chicken 😀

You see, I like Molgrips, but I also like ready-roast chicken. So which is best? There's only one way to find out...

Everyone dies. Except Margarat Thatcher.

you're staying in aldershot... it wont be the chicken that kills you that's for sure!!!

i was born there, it took chuck norris riding on the back of bruce willis brandishing a bazooka made from the bones of clint eastwood to get me out safely.

good luck 😯

Staying in Farnborough mate, please 🙂

Don't forget that the average kitchen contains more bacteria than your bathroom, so to make sure you don't die, use the toilet seat as a plate.

(Not sure whether that's a clean toilet or......)

Couldn't take any more pizza then?

"Die" is probably too strong a word for it, but you're probably one fart away from pebble dashing your underwear with partly digested faecal matter, which will then rapidly seep down the trouser legs, leaving a dirty protest all the way down the corridor as you rush to the loo. It could be a long night. I'd say don't do it.

If it moves around the plate of its own accord best not to eat it , give it to a cat.

Right, googled it and people are saying 2 hours, and someone even said it was no good if it was out of the fridge for more than 30 mins! Lunacy! you couldnt' even get it home from the supermarket in that time.

Dying alone in a hotel room is best left to rock stars, it's not something the amateur should contemplate.

Even if you do eat it you won't enjoy it now.
i would eat it, then get something from the Hotel restaurant, throw up all over your room and sue the bastards! 😀

ahhh, i thought aldershot 'cos of the car tax thread.

want to visit aldershot and film it for us on STW? y'know like people request when STWers go to try dropping off their first curb?

'Course you're gonna die. Eventually. Wishing you would die? Highly likely.

It'll be good til it goes tough and hard in my experience..
If you're worried about bugs and stuff... MTFU for gods sake..
You could drink 9 pints of strong traditional farmhouse cider as a precaution if you're really worried.. (great antibacterial properties... at least that's what I tell myself..)

Well I work in Aldershot. To be honest, it's not that bad at all. I live in South Wales and have been to Merthyr Tydfil a few times. Makes Aldershot look like Belgravia.

Well I work in Aldershot. To be honest, it's not that bad at all. I live in South Wales and have been to Merthyr Tydfil a few times. Makes Aldershot look like Belgravia.

It's good to give your immune system a work-out every now and then... Go for it!

You won't die, but you might faint when you check out of the hotel and discover the chicken has spent the day watching pay-per-view porn and has drained the honesty bar

I'm pretty sure that anything you eat will be well beyond it's sell-by-date because you have to overanalyse everything so much!

Mrs grips must be the most patient woman in the UK, and I hope you always pull her nightie down when you're done.... 😉

mrsgrips doesn't wear a nightie

I bet she does when Molgrips is home, she'd get chilly while he's thinking...

Have you eaten it yet?

Man up. Eat it.

What6's your moaning about. a ****ing chiken? Sort yoursekf out;.

Seriously man, a chicken? Are you for real?

My better half who knows about such things says supermarket chicken definitely a no no even after a few hours at room temperature.

Whilst the bottom is not necessarily going to fall out of your world, it will feel like the world is falling out of your bottom.

Mrs grips must be the most patient woman in the UK

She's worse than me!

You'll be glad to know I've binned the chicken *sigh*

i just dont know how we survived for the hundreds of thousands of years before fridges, ovens, microwaves, fairy liquid, toothpaste, deoderant, shampoo, bog roll, air freshners etc etc etc etc........................

youll be reet, if your not your body will get rid of it.

'we' survived for hundreds of thousands of years before we invented food hygiene, but untold millions of individuals died horribly painful deaths...

so says the survivor of one particularly unpleasant and painful night (dodgy seafood)

Hotel rooms are generally pretty warm so I'd bin it.

On a similar note I have a fresh chicken in the fridge. Use by date is today. Shall I cook it tomorrow or bin it?

I was going to use the smell test tomorrow but I'd like the wisdom of the group.

i just dont know how we survived for the hundreds of thousands of years before fridges, ovens, microwaves, fairy liquid, toothpaste, deoderant, shampoo, bog roll, air freshners etc etc etc etc........................

I'm not anyone is suggesting a lack of deodorant will kill.

You'll be glad to know I've binned the chicken *sigh*

You namby pamby shirt lifting mincer. 😉 As said above, trust yer nose, I found some kidney beans from 2003 a few months ago, tasted fine. 2 month old Yakult it would appear is also fine. MrsT tried to throw away a three month old bottle of olive oil the other day because it was a month before its best before date. That was a fight! I used to have a mate called goat because he would eat anything and he... actually, I'll save you that pleasure. Get it out of the bin and eat it! Yes 3 days later.

Shall I cook it tomorrow or bin it?

You sir are an accepter of donkey bottom based payment.

Definitely eat it.

Sorry for all the abuse by the way, I am having a bit of a moment.

Well, while we're apologising; I'd like to say sorry for my post above. 😳

In my defence I was quite drunk, and upset about something, but it's no excuse. 🙁

Torminalis; chill, calm...

What happens between you, your hotel room and your chicken should stay on tour.

*chortles* ^^