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Just got back from work and there's a strong chemical odour in my house. Smells like shoe polish. There's nothing weird thats happened of late to explain it. Should I be worried?
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:49 pm
Are you an old lady.
Posted : 24/03/2016 5:54 pm
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Posted : 24/03/2016 5:55 pm
You haven't given yourself a Cherry Blossom moustache à la Dirty Sanchez have you?
Or Groucho Marx even
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Posted : 24/03/2016 6:00 pm
Are you wearing freshly polished shoes?
Posted : 24/03/2016 6:05 pm