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[Closed] Why do Swedish warships have barcodes?

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So when they dock they can Scandinavian.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 10:48 am
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Applauds 😆


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 10:49 am
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I'm totally stealing that.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:04 am
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Nice work!


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:05 am
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🙂


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:12 am
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Posted : 18/07/2017 11:28 am
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Yup, going to inflict that on the missus ASAP.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 11:58 am
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That one gets my pun-dit seal of approval.

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Posted : 18/07/2017 12:01 pm
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but what about the guy who made himself a belt out of wrist watches? once he'd finished it he realised it was a waist of time.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:03 pm
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You are Tim Vine AICMFP.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:04 pm
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Have you tried the new board game - Bonopoly?

It's like Monopoly but the streets have no names.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:08 pm
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Another U2 one...

I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 12:44 pm
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they can Scandinavian.

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Posted : 18/07/2017 1:00 pm
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White sugars are quite common.
But brown sugars, demerara.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 1:02 pm
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Another U2 one...

I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.

That was also the punchline to the U2 bombers who were searching for WMDs during the Gulf War.


 
Posted : 18/07/2017 1:03 pm
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A lady bodybuilder to the doctor: "I've grown a penis since I started taking steroids"
Doctor: "anabolic"
Bodybuilder: "no, just a penis".


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:49 am
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Posted : 22/07/2017 9:55 am
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Ok, i realise i'm being thick, but i don't get it?

what does Scan-in-a-vian mean??


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 11:10 am
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Read it again!

Scan-the-navy-in

Some of the magic of the joke may be lost by now, I guess. 🙂


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 11:12 am
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Ok, i realise i'm being thick

That's a start.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 11:18 am
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ah, i was missing the vital "n" in the mispronunciation..... 😉


 
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ah, i was missing the vital "n" in the mispronunciation.....

At least it wasn't just me 🙂


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 1:11 pm
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What happened to the 'd'?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 7:36 pm
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I have no IKEA why they have barcodes 😉


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:21 pm
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Scan
di (the)
Navy
In.

🙄


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:26 pm
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but...

it's

Scan
di
Navy
an

isn't it?

#pedantryruinscomedy


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:43 pm
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Dats piss poor.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 8:47 pm
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Made it onto Kermode and Mayo's Film review, that did.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 9:40 pm
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Jokes are like frogs.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 10:03 pm
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Wat

They can both adhere to your nose?


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 10:30 pm
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They die when you dissect them.


 
Posted : 22/07/2017 10:34 pm
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My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 7:51 pm
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My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa

Thank you Col, you have brought a smile to my unwell wife, which is more than I can manage atm!


 
Posted : 23/07/2017 8:48 pm