MegaSack DRAW - This year's winner is user - rgwb
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So when they dock they can Scandinavian.
Applauds 😆
I'm totally stealing that.
Nice work!
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Yup, going to inflict that on the missus ASAP.
That one gets my pun-dit seal of approval.
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but what about the guy who made himself a belt out of wrist watches? once he'd finished it he realised it was a waist of time.
You are Tim Vine AICMFP.
Have you tried the new board game - Bonopoly?
It's like Monopoly but the streets have no names.
Another U2 one...
I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
they can Scandinavian.
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White sugars are quite common.
But brown sugars, demerara.
Another U2 one...I just got a U2 Sat Nav but it was crap – The Streets Have No Names and I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For.
That was also the punchline to the U2 bombers who were searching for WMDs during the Gulf War.
A lady bodybuilder to the doctor: "I've grown a penis since I started taking steroids"
Doctor: "anabolic"
Bodybuilder: "no, just a penis".
Ok, i realise i'm being thick, but i don't get it?
what does Scan-in-a-vian mean??
Read it again!
Scan-the-navy-in
Some of the magic of the joke may be lost by now, I guess. 🙂
Ok, i realise i'm being thick
That's a start.
ah, i was missing the vital "n" in the mispronunciation..... 😉
maxtorque - Member
ah, i was missing the vital "n" in the mispronunciation.....
At least it wasn't just me 🙂
What happened to the 'd'?
I have no IKEA why they have barcodes 😉
Scan
di (the)
Navy
In.
🙄
but...
it's
Scan
di
Navy
an
isn't it?
#pedantryruinscomedy
Dats piss poor.
Made it onto Kermode and Mayo's Film review, that did.
Jokes are like frogs.
Wat
They can both adhere to your nose?
They die when you dissect them.
My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa
My grandparents names were Pearl and Dean, but I just knew them as Grandmama and Grandpapa papa papa papa papapa
Thank you Col, you have brought a smile to my unwell wife, which is more than I can manage atm!