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[Closed] Why do people have wives?

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I must be missing something - why do people have/keep/collect wives? I live near some woods and do outside pursuits but have never felt the need to keep a wife (other than a stanley wife in my tool box), let alone wives of varying sizes. What do these people do with them?


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 4:43 pm
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Posted : 04/01/2014 4:45 pm
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Given that many people already have wives,, I find it b est to simply borrow one when I need to.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 4:47 pm
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Why buy when you can rent?


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 4:52 pm
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OP, I can't answer your question.

HTH


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 4:54 pm
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Well this isn't going in a great direction ๐Ÿ˜ณ


 
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I find one a valuable aid to cooking.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:31 pm
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Quite expensive to run, irritating at times, absolutely zero fun in bed once they've got the kiddie, nag and insult a lot.... I dunno.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:34 pm
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Regular nookie...........oh, hang on.......


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:46 pm
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I find one a valuable aid to cooking.

+1 excellent for gutting a pizza from its box and sticking it in the oven.

I also find my wife useful around the farm, although once I forgot she was there when I went into town. This was problematic when looking at other wives.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:50 pm
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Globalti it might just need a reboot mate they often do after kids.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:51 pm
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I'm with the pirate monkey on this one.


 
Posted : 04/01/2014 5:54 pm