[Closed] Who wouldn't want their room to smell of a baby's face??

Babys tend to smell of sick so i'd say no.

Can you get a "strippers and dark rum" one?
That would remind me of happier times.

I would say baby breath smells of slightly off milk. Not sure if it would suit me as a bathroom fragrence

Better than baby's arse. The stench of my daughter's nappies could strip paint.

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"My room smells a bit doggy!"

"CAREFUL - next time it could be a baby's face!"

Can you get a "strippers and dark rum" one?

Get yourself one of Rick Stein's cookery books, there should be a recipe for something with the aroma you seek 🙂

I want one called "Aroma of Clean Fresh Sluts and Youngs Double Chocolate Stout".

I took a big strong lungful of baby aroma when my first was born for that 'newborn baby smell'

well.. it's a different kettle of fish when it's that fresh..

triple distilled new born baby smell.. baby smell multiplied by a quadrillion.. or pungent and eye-wateringly intense, bitter and acrid fresh womb goo as it's better known..

I managed not to vomit on the poor kid though.. 8)