[Closed] who was it that thought they had bedbugs?

It was SimonFBarnes.

Apparently he's had bottom worms as well. 🙁

I think this week he has Scabies or something.

I heard he smells of almonds.

[i]due to more people travelling abroad[/i]

they can't [i]all[/i] be going to England and visiting sfb's house?

it turned out to be something called erythema multiforme (possibly) and is nearly gone now. The bottom thing is just Rudeboy's diseased fantasy 🙁

Well he showed me his spots but I didn't notice any wayward worms 😯 😀

The bottom thing is just Rudeboy's diseased fantasy

😀

Are you sure? Are you sure it's not your [i]Infested Reality[/i]???

but I didn't notice any wayward worms

you wouldn't, they're very small 🙁

Are you sure it's not your Infested Reality???

you keep going on about them so much I can't help thinking you're the infected one...

I am currently worm-three.

Well, from the problematic ones, anyway. We've all got a whole plethora of parasitic organisms inside us though. Some of them are more symbiotic though.

Itchy bottom worms aren't good for you. That much I am sure.

Apparently Ernie's gone and got himself all infested now as well.

I'm quite perturbed by all this wormyness. It's unsavoury.

I'm quite perturbed by all this wormyness

you raised the issue sonny!

Rudeboy's Diseased Fantasy

I had that once.. steroid cream and a course of antibiotics cleared it up though..