[Closed] WHO declares swine flu pandemic.....

we're all doooooomed... doooooomed I tells yee!

My dad said flu vaccines are linked to autism, so to be safe from swine flu I'm trying to lick an autistic kid.

Yes but who declared it?

I have no idea?....

best thing to do is to catch it NOW. Best to be in the first wave, get better medical care before the masses swam p the system and deplete resources, the virus has not had a chance to mutate into something more lethal (wait for the next flush in the winter) so that you have resistance when the next wave comes.

I'm off to Scotland to shake lots of people's hands and to breathe deeply

😉

It's airborne so I suggest getting a nice large freezer bag - couple of litres should do it - place over head and secure with gaffer tape: safe as houses!!

YES BUT WHO DECLARED IT????? I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S DRIVING ME MENTAL.......

WHO did

Knock, knock...

well if Peter Townsend says it's true I might accept it, but not if its that shortarse "would-be criminal" Daltry. Mind you he did mess about with that Sai Baba feller so maybe he's not too reliable either....

" aracer - Member

WHO did"

I don't know? That's why I'm asking......

I was going to warm people re Swine flu & associated Spam emails........

....but I see it was done 3 weeks ago - bugger 😉

Who's on first and What's on second, don't you know this Zed?

*goes off to cry in corner*

Is this like 'Are you there Moryarty?'

Why don't WHO just stick to music.

am i suffering from a man flu, or is this swine that im experiancing ? either way dosent sound to bad... no work 🙂

You mean Dr Who

No, it's a load of really intelligent professors who have put us all on RED ALERT, but it's taken this long because they don't know how to change the bulb.

Change the bulb? Don't you mean just paint it.

kuco - we've been on blue alert. Moving up to red alert is a big decision, primarily because it does mean changing the bulb behind the sign.

Kuco - Member
Change the bulb? Don't you mean just paint it.

Obviously you aren't a really intelligent prof because you are thinking laterally!

Sorry 🙁

zarquon - Member
((best thing to do is to catch it NOW. Best to be in the first wave, get better medical care before the masses swam p the system and deplete resources, the virus has not had a chance to mutate into something more lethal (wait for the next flush in the winter) so that you have resistance when the next wave comes.

I'm off to Scotland to shake lots of people's hands and to breathe deeply))

my thoughts as well, unfortunately my workmate didnt pass anything on to me (very close contact, from dunoon, has many confirmed cases among their close friends and contacts, went off sick last week and quite unwell with complications but not yet "confirmed")
im not taking the P i would rather get it now rather than later after it mutates or NHS crashes with demand.
being realistic and do not wish to scare monger but public health seem to be swamped already and that is with cases in the hundreds.

this could still fizzle out or kick off big time, at least it is not too dangerous(yet). my advice is to stock yourself at least a weeks worth of stuff that will help if you and family get ill. easy to make/eat food, lots of fluids(isotonic), basic meds etc. you dont want to be in tesco if you feel like poo and getting to the docs is a Fing mare at the best of times.

 

and dont forget rolls and rolls of tin foil.
Got to have tin foil.

I'm in Dunoon and not caught it yet.
It got our little town on the BBC news though. Come to Dunoon, marvel at the scenery, enjoy the hospitality, and get swine flu. Great.

Rob

Sneeze.......cough.......cough.....sneeze..........

I think someone should point out he is not a real doctor.