[Closed] Whilst perusing "adult" sites...

Cucmber Woman I made eye contact with on one of my night rides lives 3 doors up the street from me. It was awkward the first time I had to walk past and say hello after that incident.

found some photos of my girlfriends best friend! her photo bucket had been hacked. nothing to bad just photos from when she had been making clothes for her textiles GCSE she was 15 in most of them and some web page was using them to advertise!

I tend to wear a mask so haven't been recognised AFAIK

One of my customers does some work in the "adult entertainment" industry part time.

The chances have got to be pretty slim, esp when most of the porn is produced in the US.

twohats - you are [url= http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12918531 ]Ian Barber[/url] and I claim my £5!

is STW an "adult site" ?

I'm worried

I used to go out with a Suicide Girl, briefly...

The chances have got to be pretty slim, esp when most of the porn is produced in the US.

Apparently.

Not quite the same but I did come across a neighbour on Match a few years ago and her profile was somewhat saucy. Unfortunately by that time I had already been rebuffed by her so I knew I didn't stand a chance. Still, I had a good view of her bedroom from mine and she used to like reading the Yellow Pages in bed. 8)

When we were younger, this happened to one of the lads i knew. His fiancee had gone travelling, America being one port of call.

While she was away, the lads were having a bit of a session and decided to put some... ahem... adult entertainment on.

As the 'action' transpired, they were treated to the sight of a strangely familiar English girl getting a proper servicing off a couple of gentlemen. Bless her though. She's kept her engagement ring on. The marriage didn't go ahead.

he used to like reading the Yellow Pages in bed

It took a few seconds, but that is very good 😆

flyingmonkeycorps - Member
I used to go out with a Suicide Girl, briefly...

With a title of Suicide Girl, it was never going to be a long term relationship.

A lady I went to school with apparently made it quite big in the adult world.

(read into that what you want. I believe it's correct, whatever you're thinking)

Love the suicide girl stuff. Erm I mean I've heard it's good. 😀

Not quite the same but I did come across a neighbour.....

Poor choice of words for the thread or in keeping with the theme?

Probably still have her number somewhere 😉

When I was 16 the then girlfriends aunt appear in a top shelf publication. Family get togethers were a bit different after that.

I saw your mum once...

I think WCA should regale us all with the full 'Cucumber Woman' story again, just as its so damn funny 😀

she used to like reading the Yellow Pages in bed.

took longer than a few seconds but I got there eventually

[i]mrstwohats - [/i]are you looking at pron
[i]twohats[/i] - erm.........no
[i]mrstwohats - [/i] yes you are
[i]twohats[/i] - i'm checking all the pron the interweb to make sure no one we know is involved in the adult industry, it's a life long quest i started age 13 before the internets was even invented behind the bike sheds at school with a copy of razzle that jimmy from next door found under his uncle tom's wardrobe, i think it's a noble thing to do

I'm not aware of the cucumber story, so would appreciate a re-memeing. (Careful how you type that.)

Used to work with a lass who was doing some glamour modelling on the side. She brought her portfolio in one day. It's difficult to know what to say when you're looking at a photograph of a young lady, norks akimbo, whilst she's stood next to you going "well, what do you think?" "Um... they're very nice..."

A friends parents live next to Michelle thorne and have seen her filming in her garden numerous times. Ironically they live on Seymour (geddit?) road. Cathy Barry also lives nearby and lives on Cock road - no duff.

a few years ago there was a dvd that some John ( his name was Tom actually) had made of various prostitutes he had spent his money on.
It was probably the best advert for never using prostitutes ever.
Half a dozen ropey, rough as a badgers arse women you 'd ever see .... All faking good sex with cries of " ooh Tom .... "
and all the prostitutes were local women instanty recognised. A couple obviously doing the ' job ' part time behind their husbands backs!!!!

A fella bent over in the gym changing rooms once, I recognised he was Goatsy straight away.

Poor choice of words for the thread or in keeping with the theme?

For ahem, research purposes I hasten to add. Has anybody ever recognised (a) work colleague etc???

Yep. An ex-colleague of mine appeared in a rhythm pamphlet a couple of years ago.

She informed me of the fact before the event, so I didn't stumble across it in a hedgerow.

I had a girlfriend when I was a teenager whose father was a convicted 'pornographer' (the News of the World exposed him). Her mother gave 'massages' in the front room of their terraced house. However, the girlfriend was, to put it mildly, a bit prudish. I wouldn't have said no to her mum - I was secretly hoping I might get the chance. Her dad was a nice guy, a real laugh a minute type.

Near where I work there is a paper shop with hairdressers above. Legend has it one of the girls from upstairs featured in a top shelf publication that was sold downstairs. I'm not sure if she did signings or anything.

I see Debbie from DEBBIESWORLD (google it) taking her kids to school most days on my way to work.

you lot should be 'worried' 😀

Men 'worried' about heavy internet porn use

The average man in the study spent more than two hours a week surfing adult sites

Yay! I'm finally above average at something 😀

the student union pres at the art college i went to many years ago did one of the first lovers guide videos (think dvd's weren't out then?)

I went to For Your Eyes Only Once and saw a girl I went to school with. Had a nice chat.

A mate of mine has a mate (honest) who's in a relationship with an 'arty' actress, bit weird.
A colleague of mine has a sideline running an online business, selling certain toys. She isn't someone you'd want to see modelling stuff though!

Jesus, i remember the first "lover's guide" doing the rounds at Uni in circa 1991, with that grey haired "doctor" in a white coate trying to give it all a bit of science.

A friend of my ex- (and ex-gf of a mate) did eventually make her way into the heady [s]heights[/s]lows of having her own pron website, I didn't visit I was told it involved mucho backdoors banging.
Another friend, reporting all this, suggested afterwards that he wanted to wash his eyes with bleach in order to remove the imprinted images.

DaRC - at the end of the day, if she likes sex, gets a kick out of people 'enjoying' her and makes some money, why not?

I don't really think there is too much wrong with it - given all involved are consenting adults.

I once knew a girl who shared similar ambitions and her driving force was simply the thrill of knowing people were getting off on her (she even used to send me VERY intimate pictures of herself even though I never entered into any kind of sexual relationship with her). She was very pretty and intelligent too - not some desperate slapper.

Takes all sorts I guess.

My best friend at school started seeing the drama teacher (he was 15 she was 28, beautiful and everyone fancied her), when he was sixteen they modeled for an erotic massage book, which is still for sale. She lost her job in the end(well quietly went as the tabloids were onto it) and he went on to be a ballet dancer.

at the end of the day, if she likes sex, gets a kick out of people 'enjoying' her and makes some money, why not?

Fair enough - it just came across like you were disapproving in some way.

I have nothing to add to this apart from that I'm enjoying the juxtaposition of thread titles currently. This one, 'Whilst perusing "adult" sites', followed by 'spongy joplin'. 😀

glenh - Member
I have nothing to add to this apart from that I'm enjoying the juxtaposition of thread titles currently. This one, 'Whilst perusing "adult" sites', followed by 'spongy joplin'.

I'm sure I've seen some of her films.

I have a friend who's a male model. He's as fit as, rides (herumph) harder than I do and has been in quite a few "movies", he's mainly doing underwear and clothing now and is extreemly well off for all his dues.. He married his high school sweetheart who's stunning and not in the least prudish, though she's never been in any "movies" (so she makes plainly clear) and she looks on it all as though it's just a job, he thinks exactly the same way.. detatchment I think it's called, takes all sorts thank God.

My mates daughter is a glamour model and very open about it with her family, lovely body with the confidence to go with it but talks at a million miles an hour. She is earning very good money and goes all over the world modelling. I don't really see it as being any different to having a job where you have to use your brain day in day out, it is just using what you are given to make a (very good) living.

I'd do it if someone was willing to pay me.

Hell, I'd probably do it for free 😉

I looked into appearing in some films whilst at university, the going rate was £500 a day at the time, sadly, being an impoverished student I couldn't afford anything like that. 😉

IGMC

😆

I ran an online porn hosting business with some mates while at Uni. Made a silly amount of cash, then we sold it at the end of Uni. Back in 2003/4. While other student drank £1 beers, we sipped champagne and wouldn't batter an eyelid at spending £200 for a night out... ah the life I miss 🙁

2 system admins, 1 marketing/admin/non-tech person and 1 web designer.

Sold it to a Yankee who flew over, and we changed the account ownership/passwords with him physically present.

Split the costs equally, and split the profits just as equally. All walked away with the best part of £10k cash.

The only downside to my mates profession is that if we ride through forest/brambles and the like he whines like a girl about scratching his legs.. and he always looks at himself in shop windows..

I was offered the opportunity to do some gay solo porn. Basically having a tug for the camera. I declined.

Pass the eye bleach - ive just googled Debbiesworld.

Urgh shudder.

Is she a bit simple?

I was offered the opportunity to do some gay solo porn. Basically having a tug for the camera. I declined.

Which was odd.

After a bit of digging it turned out that one of the other forum members had been posing as a naughty 15 year old school girl and he'd sent him (yes, him he was a heavily tattooed MXer not a naughty school girl) a video.

I used to work in the same dept as a weapons-grade munter in her 20s who was overly friendly with everyone. She went on hols somewhere and brought in her holiday snaps to show us. I will never forget the image of her corpulent, bloated body lying on the sand with her tits under her armpits, it was gross

mastiles_fanylion - Member
I'd do it

Had some girl send me naked pics of herself and her friend (proper legs spread). One of them was a girl from where I worked (part timejob at uni)...pic taken in one of the offices 😀

Brilliant 😀

Debbie's World 😆 you know how sometimes you think of something to prolong performance...the search is over.

She is well past her sell-by date isn't she?

She is well past her sell-by date isn't she?

More like use-by...

weapons-grade munter

*Adds to vocabulary*

a female friend from Uni used to sell 'dirty' undies and do chat lines...which was quite bizarre as she had a first and was doing a PhD - she's now a very successful academic in her field.

did a photoshoot last year with a certain young lady who was on a BBC3 prog recently, who to quote their website 'relies on cash gifts from men to keep her lavish lifestyle'...

Debbie should have gone to Specsavers.

One of my friends was a babestation girl. She once wanted me to take some shots of her topless for a casting (I've done a bit of photography) I obliged, the conditions were I would hand over the memory card, which I did. After I copied it to the camera first... I've deleted the photos now as I kind of felt a bit bad about it. She still gets called 'that girl of babestation' by drunken louts when we go out.

The last girl I dated showed me some glamour shots of herself on the first date. 😀

Married her 5 months later 😆

CaptainFlashheart - Member

weapons-grade munter

*Adds to vocabulary*

+1. Proper LOL 😀

I do recall seeing a bird in MBUK a few years ago with some vaguely MTB related body-painting, then seeing her in a rhythm pamphlet a few weeks later. And not the kind of pamphlet that you used to find in hedgerows either, it was proper eurofilth.

A former colleague at a previous job once mentioned that a female friend of his had starred in a solo video. He found out when she invited him and some other friends round to hers for a "premiere". Apparently he was sat on the very sofa that she had been lying on.

Go forward a couple of months: we have a vacancy at work. My mate says "A friend of mine is applying for it" Yes, it was the same friend of the video incident, yesm she got the job, yes, she was dog rough

I fantasise about going out with a Suicide Girl...

A good mate when we lived in London married a Russian girl, who we had round to dinner regularly and went out for drinks etc. She even wanted a cat like ours. Seen her and her twin sister on certain porn sites since he and her split up Everytime I see her I think " she stroked my pussy!"

I've never looked at the suicide girls website.

Nope, never, honestly

On the site where I work we had a woman who worked in the admin department. She was no looker to be honest but someone found pictures of her on a 'specialist' amature website. Several of her naked but the most popular one was one of her legs open showing her klopper. Going by the shaving rash she needed a new razor. She worked on the site for a couple of years after the pictures surfaced blissfully unaware.

When I was at uni I briefly went out with a girl who did pretty well for herself in the fetish industry... She was just starting out then but made good money in a few years then retired, now she works for the royal bank of scotland which is possibly less respectable 😉 Very cool lady.

I fantasise about going out with a Suicide Girl...

Suicide Girls fantasise about going out with me.

Weapons-grade munter is an outstanding term! My particular favourites are "aids farm" and "swamp donkey"... 😈

A girl who worked behind the bar in our local recently appeared on a website advertising herself as an escort and webcam girl. There are some fairly explicit photos and videos of her on the site.

She was very attractive but not the sharpest tool in the box. At £140 per hour she seems to have found her niche in life though - I guess that is more than she earned in a week at the pub.

[i]One of my friends was a babestation girl.[/i]

God I hope she's better looking than some of those horrible women I've seen on there. I presume there are men out there that like super-aggressive looking mingers with the most awful fake boobs but it's a bit of a turn off for me.

I've worked with a chap who ran a sex toy site, it's probably still going, yep, sexisland, search for it at your own risk. He was quite happy to tell us what his best selling products were and offered us all discounts. He would try all the interesting looking products (he must have been a busy boy) apparently, would tell us what was good about them and went to sex toy conferences. His best sellers were invariably the largest items.

Funny. To look at him you'd say he was the most staidest, quietest, strictest and cleanest man on earth.